Elder McKinley

Mckinky; gay

“Being gay is bad but lying is worse!” Elder McKinley, the gay, lied.

by Dear_Zoe_Murphy October 25, 2018

elder goth

A goth who has been part of the subculture since it originally came about, or a goth over the age of 40.

Eriks dad is an Elder goth

by Solinium May 30, 2008

Eggerbomb

The ultimate energy drink. Energy and protein rolled into one. 1 can Red Bull. 1 Raw egg. Pour Red Bull into glass, crack egg into glass. Slam it. Rumored to be the drink of choice for athletes such as Michael Phelps.

We were doin eggerbombs last night, and Kev threw up all over the place.

by Klaus Vanderson November 29, 2010

gay midget elderly porn

The greatest thing in the history of the world

I just jacked off to that gay midget elderly porn

by Andy you suck July 20, 2016

elderberries

something your father smells of.

Your mother was a hampster and your father smells of elderberries!

by Xizor July 28, 2008

elderberries

1)Elder or Elderberries-(Sambucus) is a genus of between 5-30 species of fast-growing shrubs or small trees (two species herbaceous), formerly treated in the honeysuckle family Caprifoliaceae, but now shown by genetic evidence to be correctly classified in the moschatel family Adoxaceae.
2)An insult used by the frenchman on 'The Holy Grail'

1)
Man-"Tally-ho old chap fancy a spot of elderberry tea?"
Man2-"Why Fo shizzle my nizzle!

2)
French Man1-"Your Mother Was A Hamster And Your Father Smelled Of Elderberries!"

by CaptainIthican June 1, 2006

Ham & Egger

A derogatory phrase used to describe a mediocre person of little, if any, academic, professional and/or life accomplishments (typically a male of low socio-economic status and often times used to describe an average or underperforming athlete). Ostensibly, a loser who might be expected to eat ham and eggs as a means of subsistence because of the simplicity of the meal.

While I was vacationing on the beach in Cabo San Lucas, that Ham & Egger was at the Jersey Shore.

That Ham & Egger shouldn't be in the NBA; he's only averaging 2 points a game.

by RexRacer June 20, 2008