DoucheNozzle

Someone who is entirely worthless, useless, scared, a wuss, a wimp, a douche, a loser, a dumbass, a failure, pathetic, uncool, and lame.
Guy 1: "Hey man, let's go talk to those chicks over there."
Guy 2: "No way man, my girl would get pissed at me if she saw me talking to them."
Guy 1: "Dude, your woman isn't even here! C'mon."
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter man, somehow, she would just know."
Guy 1: "Man, you are such a douchenozzle."
by RoninDH July 07, 2006
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Douchenozzle

The distillation of the essence of a douche, compressed as the douche travels via liquid form through the aforementioned nozzle.
Fuck that douchenozzle, we were supposed to see Friendship is Magic this evening.
by gorandy January 24, 2013
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Douchenozzle

Any person acting in a manner which constitutes an obnoxious or annoying behavior with no apparent reason.

The tip of a douche applicator.
Ed's behavior while intoxicated is akin to a douchenozzle.
by Srod August 22, 2007
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Douchenozzle

1.a terrible person

2.A total dick

3.affectionate name
Example 1.

Guy 1-I just fucked your girlfriend...and your MOM!

Guy 2-WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DOUCHENOZZLE ON THE PLANET!

Example 2.

Guy-I made you some pizza but...I got hungry and soo....yeah...you know where this is going.... :(

Girl- You are such a douchenozzle.*goes to Papa Johns*

Example 3.

*Meanwhile on the football field...*
Coach-LET'S WIN THIS GAME FOR THE CHEERLEADERS YOU PACK OF DOUCHENOZZLES!
Team-YEA!!!!
by Princess Megabucks March 16, 2012
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Douchenozzle

--OHMIGOD Iouri is such a douchenozzle

-why?

--He jacks off to Animal Porn
by krackermaster March 21, 2009
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Douchenozzle

An egotistical male who uses his penis with too much arrogance.

Douche in French means shower and a nozzle is the part where water shoots out, ergo douchenozzle equals "shower head." The douchenozzle uses his penis like a shower head.
by Egiap27 February 06, 2010
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Douchenozzle

1. an optional nozzle you can put on the bottle thing. goes up the vagina and helps make life a little better.

2. a total idiot who has no idea what he's doing

3. jerk, someone you generally despise
Kid: Look at him.
Kid 2: Wow. That's so eighties.
Kid: I know, What a douchenozzle.
by SkatingPineapple January 11, 2010
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