Someone who is entirely worthless, useless, scared, a wuss, a wimp, a douche, a loser, a dumbass, a failure, pathetic, uncool, and lame.
Guy 1: "Hey man, let's go talk to those chicks over there."
Guy 2: "No way man, my girl would get pissed at me if she saw me talking to them."
Guy 1: "Dude, your woman isn't even here! C'mon."
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter man, somehow, she would just know."
Guy 1: "Man, you are such a douchenozzle."
Guy 2: "No way man, my girl would get pissed at me if she saw me talking to them."
Guy 1: "Dude, your woman isn't even here! C'mon."
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter man, somehow, she would just know."
Guy 1: "Man, you are such a douchenozzle."
by RoninDH July 7, 2006
Get the DoucheNozzlemug. The distillation of the essence of a douche, compressed as the douche travels via liquid form through the aforementioned nozzle.
by gorandy January 26, 2013
Get the Douchenozzlemug. Any person acting in a manner which constitutes an obnoxious or annoying behavior with no apparent reason.
The tip of a douche applicator.
The tip of a douche applicator.
by Srod August 28, 2007
Get the Douchenozzlemug. Example 1.
Guy 1-I just fucked your girlfriend...and your MOM!
Guy 2-WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DOUCHENOZZLE ON THE PLANET!
Example 2.
Guy-I made you some pizza but...I got hungry and soo....yeah...you know where this is going.... :(
Girl- You are such a douchenozzle.*goes to Papa Johns*
Example 3.
*Meanwhile on the football field...*
Coach-LET'S WIN THIS GAME FOR THE CHEERLEADERS YOU PACK OF DOUCHENOZZLES!
Team-YEA!!!!
Guy 1-I just fucked your girlfriend...and your MOM!
Guy 2-WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DOUCHENOZZLE ON THE PLANET!
Example 2.
Guy-I made you some pizza but...I got hungry and soo....yeah...you know where this is going.... :(
Girl- You are such a douchenozzle.*goes to Papa Johns*
Example 3.
*Meanwhile on the football field...*
Coach-LET'S WIN THIS GAME FOR THE CHEERLEADERS YOU PACK OF DOUCHENOZZLES!
Team-YEA!!!!
by Princess Megabucks August 1, 2012
Get the Douchenozzlemug. by krackermaster March 21, 2009
Get the Douchenozzlemug. 1. an optional nozzle you can put on the bottle thing. goes up the vagina and helps make life a little better.
2. a total idiot who has no idea what he's doing
3. jerk, someone you generally despise
2. a total idiot who has no idea what he's doing
3. jerk, someone you generally despise
by SkatingPineapple January 13, 2010
Get the Douchenozzlemug. An egotistical male who uses his penis with too much arrogance.
Douche in French means shower and a nozzle is the part where water shoots out, ergo douchenozzle equals "shower head." The douchenozzle uses his penis like a shower head.
Douche in French means shower and a nozzle is the part where water shoots out, ergo douchenozzle equals "shower head." The douchenozzle uses his penis like a shower head.
What a douchenozzle
by Egiap27 February 6, 2010
Get the Douchenozzlemug.