Someone who is entirely worthless, useless, scared, a wuss, a wimp, a douche, a loser, a dumbass, a failure, pathetic, uncool, and lame.
Guy 1: "Hey man, let's go talk to those chicks over there."
Guy 2: "No way man, my girl would get pissed at me if she saw me talking to them."
Guy 1: "Dude, your woman isn't even here! C'mon."
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter man, somehow, she would just know."
Guy 1: "Man, you are such a douchenozzle."
Guy 2: "No way man, my girl would get pissed at me if she saw me talking to them."
Guy 1: "Dude, your woman isn't even here! C'mon."
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter man, somehow, she would just know."
Guy 1: "Man, you are such a douchenozzle."
by RoninDH July 07, 2006
The distillation of the essence of a douche, compressed as the douche travels via liquid form through the aforementioned nozzle.
by gorandy January 24, 2013
Any person acting in a manner which constitutes an obnoxious or annoying behavior with no apparent reason.
The tip of a douche applicator.
The tip of a douche applicator.
by Srod August 22, 2007
Example 1.
Guy 1-I just fucked your girlfriend...and your MOM!
Guy 2-WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DOUCHENOZZLE ON THE PLANET!
Example 2.
Guy-I made you some pizza but...I got hungry and soo....yeah...you know where this is going.... :(
Girl- You are such a douchenozzle.*goes to Papa Johns*
Example 3.
*Meanwhile on the football field...*
Coach-LET'S WIN THIS GAME FOR THE CHEERLEADERS YOU PACK OF DOUCHENOZZLES!
Team-YEA!!!!
Guy 1-I just fucked your girlfriend...and your MOM!
Guy 2-WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DOUCHENOZZLE ON THE PLANET!
Example 2.
Guy-I made you some pizza but...I got hungry and soo....yeah...you know where this is going.... :(
Girl- You are such a douchenozzle.*goes to Papa Johns*
Example 3.
*Meanwhile on the football field...*
Coach-LET'S WIN THIS GAME FOR THE CHEERLEADERS YOU PACK OF DOUCHENOZZLES!
Team-YEA!!!!
by Princess Megabucks March 16, 2012
by krackermaster March 21, 2009
An egotistical male who uses his penis with too much arrogance.
Douche in French means shower and a nozzle is the part where water shoots out, ergo douchenozzle equals "shower head." The douchenozzle uses his penis like a shower head.
Douche in French means shower and a nozzle is the part where water shoots out, ergo douchenozzle equals "shower head." The douchenozzle uses his penis like a shower head.
by Egiap27 February 06, 2010
1. an optional nozzle you can put on the bottle thing. goes up the vagina and helps make life a little better.
2. a total idiot who has no idea what he's doing
3. jerk, someone you generally despise
2. a total idiot who has no idea what he's doing
3. jerk, someone you generally despise
by SkatingPineapple January 11, 2010