1 definition by SkatingPineapple

1. an optional nozzle you can put on the bottle thing. goes up the vagina and helps make life a little better.

2. a total idiot who has no idea what he's doing

3. jerk, someone you generally despise
Kid: Look at him.
Kid 2: Wow. That's so eighties.
Kid: I know, What a douchenozzle.
by SkatingPineapple January 11, 2010
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