djonker

siminlar to 'donkey,' this term defines anyone who is a truely terrible poker player

after watching someone lose all their chips "Hey, nice call djonker."

by DeBryant Douglass February 27, 2007

To pull a Djokovic

To lie blatantly, even against all evidence and stick to your storyline till the very end. A very popular form of manipulation, frequently used in the Balkans, made popular in January 2022 by Novak Djokovic, Serbian tennis player, during his Australian Visa Fiasco.

Girl 1: Look at this guy, he told me yesterday that he is a first wave Bitcoin investor just so I let him do me a A2M. Girl 2: You got played girl, he's just a bum. He tried to pull a Djokovic on me as well just to get a rusty trombone.

by Tragumúrák2018 January 16, 2022

Novak Djokovic

The whiniest piece of shit anti-vaxxer you will ever see that thinks it's cool to hug kids after testing positive for Covid-19

Person 1: "Did you here about that Novak Djokovic guy?"
Person 2: "Oh he's a shit cunt"
Serbian dude: "Oh but Tennis Australia did this on purpose!!!!!111!! They are tyrants!"

by Give Me The Plant January 10, 2022

Donkofingers

Adopted from the korean language meaning rectum. So donkofingers means the movement of plummeting the fingers in and out of the rectum or rubbing the lips.

Menis made my butt sore by using her donkofingers on me.

by raeweenenis August 6, 2008

donko

Donko..created by Aimee'. Owned by Mark and Ross. Donko has no real meaning , and is used to mean whatever.

You're a mad donko.
Why are you such a fucking Don ko?

Donk off ya mad doight.

by Ross April 11, 2005

donko

a huge fag

god, that guy is such a donko.

by mr. smith January 27, 2004

El Donko

A welsh donko who thinks he's the man.

Megan: Who is that guy?
Bethan: He's El Donko.

by Eldonko December 31, 2011