Dicktatious

The act of being a complete douche bag.

Scott was being so dicktatious today when he came over.

by Kay Trags April 8, 2012

Dicktious

When a person tries to outsmart you with words, or explaining words with a higher level of vocabulary, making you feel dumb, and the person is a dick about it, but sarcastically saying no I didn't mean to.

Ex: hey man why you gotta be Dicktious towards me .

by Deandeville May 10, 2016

dickaritis

Dickaritis is the descriptive word for anyone who is considered to be a dick and is becoming an even bigger dick day by day

Wow Jason'has Dickaritis

by onegirlsopinion June 12, 2016

Dicktits

When you slap your girlfriend's nipple with your dick and it turns into a penis, then slap the other and turn it into a dick

Person 1: I dick slapped Jenna's titties and they magically turned to dicktits

Person 2: Lol, Let me take a picture and upload it to Google

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 25, 2017

Dickatitious

Gets aids penis explodes

Son 'Mom i have dickatitious its about to boom'

Mom 'let it explode no grandkids for me 😃'

by frysfpos May 31, 2021

dickasitis

Addicted to that dick.

She'll do anything he tells her to, because she's got dickasitis.

by LilOrphanAnnie November 25, 2021

Dickariously

When one lives vicariously through the dick of another, usually phallic member of a close friend. Notably not an experience exclusive to men.

Person 1: Hey man, I’m releasing a new sex toy. The launch party is going to be lit, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah I’m married… I’ll live dickariously though. 😏👊
Person 1: 😏👊

by youngbuck69 August 24, 2022