damned pen

A person who has stolen the soul of a pen. This usually occurs in World Development lessons, because you can guarantee that in each perfectly lovely WD class, you'll get one maniac who enjoys preying on innocent biros. You know a pen's soul has been stolen when you can no longer write with it, after the soul-stealer has touched it. In some powerful stealers, all they have to do is look at the pen in question to steal it's soul. Fret not though, for all is not lost; you can get a new pen, and can forever call the purpetrator of the other pen's soul 'damned pen', for by stealing a pen's soul they become the pen, which is now obviously damned, having no soul, and all. Eventually the damned pen will be driven mad and thus learn from their mistakes. Hurrah!

Andy: *borrows pen and hands back to Manda*
Manda: *tries to write with pen* Good gravy, you stole it's soul!
Andy: Foiled again!!
Manda: You damned pen.
Andy: *hangs head in shame*
Fish: *chortles*

by Morcloph, Greek Philsopher Extraordinaire January 23, 2006

damnedest

Trying as hard as possible. Mainly a southern phrase

He's doing his damnedest to get the opossum out of the grill of his truck

by GuyLeDouche March 18, 2005

You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

To be caught in a proverbial corner in which you can do or say two things, but either way the outcome is negative.

Your father wants you to take out the trash, and your mother wants you to was the dishes. If you take out the trash, your mother will be upset, and if you do the dishes, your father will be upset. You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

by Blikk October 8, 2008

The Savior of The Broken, The Beaten and The Damned

Is a line from a song called "Welcome to the Black Parade" but can be referred to Gerard Way, the singer of My Chemical Romance as well

A: Who's The Savior of The Broken, The Beaten and The Damned?
B:It's Gerard Way

by NatDogg6240 March 21, 2020

damned fool

A person who is extreamly foolish. Their actions are not only irresponsible to themselves, but can possibly be harmful towards others.

If a guy tries and talk you out of using a condom, he is a damn fool.

Did you see that damned fool? He was swirving all over the road.

by Unit7 May 27, 2009

the damned

Excellent punk rock band with a gothic demeanour that formed in England back in 1976.

Dave Vinian is one of the great gods of punk rock.

Great 'Damned' songs include Horror Taxi, Smash It Up, Thrill Kill, Born To Kill and many more excellent tracks.

by BadLieutenant August 25, 2004

jean claude van damme

Jean Claude Van Damme nicknamed "The Muscles From Brussels" born in Belgium is one of the worlds greatest martial arts movie stars. Van Damme got his first shot at the screens by doing a jump round-house kick infront of a producer as he left a hotel after having dinner, in turn the producer gave him a shot a the Hollywood screens. Since then Van Damme has gone on to create awesome martial arts movies like:
In HELL (2003), Black Eagle (1988), Bloodsport (1988), Cyborg (1989), Death Warrant (1990), Desert Heat (1999), Double Impact (1991), Double Team (1997), Hard Target (1993), Kickboxer (1989), Knock Off (1998), Legionnaire (1998), Lionheart (1990), Maximum Risk (1996), Monk, The (2001), No Retreat No Surrender (1985), Nowhere to Run (1993), Replicant (2001), Street Fighter: The Movie (1995), Sudden Death (1995), The Quest (1996), Timecop (1994), Universal Soldier (1992), Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)

Jean Claude Van Damme is a legend to martial arts and training martial artists all over the world. He is a isperation to all. Great Guy

by AxeBlade November 11, 2005