cumlacker

someone who releases a small amount of cum when ejaculating

Ugh, John was such a cumlacker last night.

by @_waldo_2 December 14, 2019

Cumsock Bathbomb

When you use a cum-sock for at least 1 month, then place said sock in a filled bath tub, and as the sock sinks beneath the water, the ejaculate will rehydrate and slowly spread across the surface of the tub.

Darrel: “I finally finished making my Cumsock Bathbomb and dropped it in on Randy. He was horrified.”
Aaron: “Dude that is fucked... Nice.”

by Bumdick Cumfornickles May 12, 2020

Cumpocket

The designated pocket you've chosen to store your cum in while you're out and about, usually located on your comrades jeans.

Yo ma guy the other day me and Kyle went down to the mall, while browsing jeans I just needed to empty myself, luckily Kyle was walking around with 2 of my cumpocket's

by Bissenㅤ October 18, 2021

cumblock

The act of walking in on your mate or male having sex with their girlfriend/wife as they are about to cum or nearing the stage where as they would usually cum. Thereby preventing them cuming. This is also similar to the legendary Cockblock.

Sam: Dude I can't believe u Cumblocked me I was so freaking close arr.
Rory: Im sorry man, how could I know?
Sam: Well walking in for a start would have helped!!!.

by Sammyb01 May 11, 2008

Cumsocket

1. Verb
When you cum into the sockets in the walls it becomes a cumsocket.
2. Verb
When you cum into a hot pocket.

1.
Person 1: Hey whats that white stuff coming out of the socket?
Person 2: My cumsocket

2.

Person 1: Mmmm whats in this hot pocket?
Person 2: It's actuall y my Cumsocket

by GoblinFish October 7, 2020

Cumsock

A sock in which one Ejaculates in multiple times making it drier than your mom's pussy. It is the easiest way to get somebody pregnant.

I got my girlfriend pregnant today by shoving my Cumsock up her pussy.

by Draco_ January 26, 2021

Cumsock-do

When a mans cum sock becomes crusty enough to have a condom put on it and be inserted into the vagina or anus, resembling a dildo. Hence the name, cumsock-do

I walked in on my mum using my cum sock to jack off my sister, Im calling it a cumsock-do!

by cookedbogan69 January 11, 2021