confusted

A bitter, sour blend of feeling confused - and frustrated at your confusion - and feeling like you done just got busted in the face with a cold 40oz of MadDog.

Zilo walked down the block confusted that Pedro diss'ed his El Camino just because the lawn mower he hauls around in it doesn't match his rims.

by pat12345678910 July 21, 2011

cumfucked

thoroughly confused; cannot comprehend the situation at hand; incomprehensible; taken by surprise

Donald Trump is seen with an old fugly lady, everyone is cumfucked.

by The CobbMaster May 16, 2015

confusted

used as an alternative to confused.

now im confusted
im confused and confusted

by bacchus July 26, 2004

Cumfused

Extreme disorientation associated with ejaculation.

Jenna: "So...how'd last night go?!..."
Christie: "It was good...really good, I think I blacked out...?"
Jenna: "You think, what do you mean you weren't even drinking?"
Christie: "Well...I came so hard I forgot where I was or what I was doing, I was so cumfused..."
Jenna: "Whoa...that's cool..."
Christie: "It was cool...it was really cool."

by rat_prince August 25, 2014

Cumbusted

It is when you masturbate and you let cum out of your penis in less than 2.5 seconds.

I cumbusted yesterday and it makes me sad it went fast.

by Cumbustedcreator December 2, 2021

Cumfused

You confused if drinking cum is better than sucking

I was cumfused when sucking my cock

by Bdd7509 March 23, 2022

Cumlusted

Bloodlusted, except for sex.

Sarah was cumlusted after seeing tyrones BBC.

by SmartMan900 August 31, 2022