Cumblaster

-A weapon of mass destruction, coming out of your penis.
-Cum blasted at a high rate out of your penis

Person 1 - Hey, what should i use to destroy the world?
Person 2- A cumblaster, of course.

by Rock On!111 December 16, 2008

cumblast

when ou jack so hard that u cumshat across the whole room at a really fast rate, can be a game with friends who can cumblast the farthest

Dude i just cumblasted 20 yards..that's fucking amazing!!

by Zingo the Gringo October 13, 2006

cumboli

A Stromboli filled with man sauce.

Da hoes love dem a good Friday night cumboli.

by Waffle Lady June 15, 2015

Cumbalaya

A New Orleans inspired dish that is infused with cum and served to pompous Yelp food critics. The term is inspired by South Park and their episode about Yelp food critics who think they deserve to have their asses kissed.

Server: That douche at table 3 bragged about being a food critic on Yelp and he ordered the jumbalaya. He demanded special treatment!

Chef: Oh really? Special treatment? Looks like he's getting some cumbalaya.

by TooFlyRy December 17, 2015

Cumblastee

A person who receives a heavy load of cum known as a cumblast. Cumblastees may experience mild discomfort or extreme pain depending on the velocity of the cumblast and its momentum.

Hey baby! You're about to become a cumblastee! Grrhghhh...

by Super Infinity Virgin April 8, 2020

Cumboard

The act of ejaculating onto something such as a couch or a bed, and covering up the stain by dumping water on it.

Mark: "Hey goober, whats this stain on the couch?"
Goober: "Oh, that's just some water I spilled earlier. Just ignore it."
Mark: "You sure you didn't Cumboard the couch?"

by EpicMan949 January 19, 2023

cumdolance

Recognition of/ability to relate to the heart sinking feeling of when you are unable to cum during intercourse, not due to a lack of desire, but rather because of a momentary lack of ability to do so.

My cumdolance to you and your balls after that unsuccessful sexual adventure

by Dank hor January 26, 2023