Q-cumbers 

The people that worship the partisan droppings of a Political swami named The Oracle Q-anon. They have obsessed about imaginary pedophilia, even swapping provocative pics of kids, yet they have never even helped one kid. These perverted Q-cumbers are planning executions and Civil War. they think Donald Trump is fighting a war with the "deep state."

Don't feel bad if those commenters falsely called you a pedophile, they're Q-cumbers!

Q-cumbers by eye tunes April 24, 2020

Cumberbachelor 

Name given to the oft-neglected male partner of a Cumberbitch. Said male seldom has control of the television remote, and is forced to watch repeated screenings of "Sherlock". If the Cumberbachelor shares a computer with his Cumberbitch, he will be subjected to Photoshopped screensavers and wallpaper of Benedict Cumberbatch and his own partner. Conference of Cumberbachelor status upon a male Trekkie may cause resentment or confusion. The Cumberbitch may insist that the Cumberbachelor change his hair colour, style, and texture, to fit with Benedict Cumberbatch's latest film or television role. A Cumberbachelor is akin to a Football Widow or Gamer Widow.

"Gee Dave, you might as well move in, you've been here every night this week."
"Yeah Sam, Jane's hired out all the seasons of Sherlock again, call me a Cumberbachelor".

Cumberbachelor by emmelby July 31, 2013

cute cumber 

What you call a person when they're extremely adorable

You could be my cute cumber ;)

cute cumber by Red smoke November 17, 2014

cumberbum 

An ancient sport where heterosexual men armed only with a large lumpy cucumber face off against one another. The object of the contest is to insert the cucumber into the anal hole of the opponent.

"I lost a game of cumberbum and now I poop pickles"

cumberbum by octoplusminus May 2, 2011

cumbersation 

Noun: a cumbersome, or unwanted, conversation. Having to talk to someone (or about something) you would rather avoid. Pertains to annoying strangers, relatives, superiors, etc.

"Thank goodness you showed up when you did, I was having the most unbearable cumbersation with the UPS guy."

cumbersation by Mrs. Peel July 12, 2009

C.Q Cumber 

C.Q Cumber is a sea cucumber in Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion. He will murder you and all you know and love if you let a fucking 8-ball fall.

C.Q Cumber: You let an 8-ball fall-
Player: nonono don't!
C.Q Cumber: TEST FAILED

C.Q Cumber by Scyobi October 26, 2018

Cumberbooty 

The name for Benedict Cumberbatch's booty - everybody wants some of the Cumberbooty

Olivia likes the Cumberbooty

Matt Smith didn't even make it discreet that he wanted the Cumberbooty

Cumberbooty by a cumbercookie January 10, 2014