Jon Cryer

When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.

Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.

by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

movie cryer

Someone who cries during movies

I'm not a movie cryer, but this last movie got me.

by Kat165 July 29, 2017

Cryker

Stripper Butt Crack

The dirtiest thing in the world is money.. you never know how many crykers it's touched.

by xoxo.gossip.girl. June 12, 2011

Croner

When a thought blows your minds.

Derived from a contraction of the words "cranium" and "boner."

I got a croner when I thought about what I would do with my lottery winnings.

by Tyrone Larell Tate-Johnson November 26, 2011

Philadelphia Cryers

The Cryers - Philadelphia's "hockey team", which is comprised of nothing but goons and whiney babies. They have a spirited rivalry with the cross-state Pittsburgh Penguins, who are the 2008-2009 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS.

Did you see the smackdown the Pittsburgh Penguins put on the Philadelphia Cryers last night? 6-1 baby, and it should have been a shutout!!

by 3-eyed-berry December 16, 2009

Croner

Old man Cock.

Pee wee Herman got caught stroking his croner in an adult theater.

by dildosexual September 7, 2023

moon cryer

Someone who is sad and thinks of the moon as a symbol to how they feel inside or just feeling rlly sad

Person #1: I’m such a moon cryer I was so badly rejected

Person#2: I feel bad

by Teardrops💧 October 12, 2017