frog crumpet

An attractive French girl/woman.

From 'Atonement' by Ian McEwan.

The wine was taking hold of Corporal Nettle. He began a rambling eulogy of what he called "Frog crumpet" ­ how plentiful, how available, how delicious. It was all fantasy. The brothers looked at Robbie.

©Ian McEwan

by Kalivha November 21, 2009

bum crumpet

A toastable anally administered hot snack

"Has someone toasted a bum crumpet ?"

by GM March 25, 2003

crumpet

A yeast and flour based breakfast food, featuring lots of holes. Nice with butter.

Would you like another crumpet, Jeeves?

by suzylou October 25, 2003

Crumpetmuncher

A derogatory term for someone from Britian.
A spin off of the term carpetmuncher.

British: Ugh, Americans are so fat and obnoxious!
American: Shut up you fucking Crumpetmuncher!

by Lilli her Excellence July 19, 2011

crumpetry

All varieties of crumpet-related edibles

The Queen partook in her usual tea time, but required a greater level of crumpetry than the average peasant.

by doorag willy November 4, 2006

crumpet butt

a small little British butt

Kate Middleton's sister has a crumpet butt

by Madephanie and Stedeline October 11, 2011

Crumpet humor

Long, drawn out jokes funny because of it’s awkwardness.

I would like to get into Crumpet Humor but I don’t know if it’s my thing

by HimmyNeutron123321 October 29, 2022