Crummin

Crummin' is when a dog is looking for crumbs or bits of food that gets dropped on the floor.

The dog was crummin' around the kitchen as I cooked dinner.

The dog was too busy crummin' at the BBQ to want to play

by Dejiah voooo July 24, 2022

Crumming

The simultaneous act of cumming and crying

guy 1: you ever cry while busting a nut?
guy 2: yeah like 11 times
guy 1: it’s called crumming-wait what the fuck?
guy 2: yeah 6 times were tears of joy, 4 were because the clarity hit hard, and the last one was because the velocity of the load was so high it got in my eye and got infected

by chucklestheclummer August 5, 2022

Crimmit

Crimmit is the south-eastern term for Christmas, a pagan winter-solstice festival celebrated by non-Bible reading, world-pleasing morons world-wide that call themselves Christians. You can't make this shit up.

Ah was-a-goin' to the Crimmit party, but y'know, meth don't cook itsef.

by Hamburger Harry December 25, 2022

crumpit

another word for cracker.

want some crumpits and tea?

by lik' ems June 27, 2005

CRUMMING

The act of crying while having an orgasm.

Dona: How did it go with Jerry last night? Reba: Oh it was fine until he started crumming.

by JTOTHEHIGH October 6, 2016

Bread crumming

Stealing bread crumbs that people feed pigeons usually because of lack of money

I couldn't get a reservation in a good restaurant so we went bread crumming

by davidm998 January 30, 2017

crummie

:To fall in a crowded place, and cause humiliation to yourself.

"Ouch that guy just caught a crummie. Looks like he will be sleeping alone tonight."

by Aaron November 26, 2003