crummit

A word commonly used by elders who want to try and act "hip". Most teachers use this expression.

A more polite was to say Damn, or dammnit.

Many forms of this word exist.
crum
Oh crum
Also associated with twit, twerp, dumb bunny.
Most people who use this word have actually no idea what "hip" words mean.
When asked what crunk was reply: "I am not sure, maybe you should look it up on the internet or something."

Teacher - "Crummit, I messed up!"
Student - "Crummit...WTF?"
Student#2 -

by manlyman March 4, 2008

Crammitol

An illusory “medication” that’s handy to suggest to someone in situations requiring a veiled insult.

Gosh, maybe it would help if you took a Crammitol, I happen to have one right here!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

crumpitt

A non-gender specific first name given by parents who most likely hate their kid.

"Wow, I feel bad for Crumpitt."

by TheRubberSponge April 2, 2018

crumpit

(ENGLISH VERSION). From the swinging 60s era, also from 'Carry on' films a really beautiful girl usually with large breasts who puts out.

'Cor blimey, Judy is a really tasty bit of crumpit'. 'Can't wait to get home to get my tea and crumpit'.
'she's a nice piece of crumpit'. The sort of thing Austin Powers would say, 'I wouldn't mind getting my hands on your crumpit (girlfriend) mate!' Or 'Oi, piss off, find your own crumpit'.

by Doctor Holliday January 19, 2010

CUMmit suicide

"CUMmit suicde" is the name of a sex position in which a girl that is allergic to seamen gives you head... then dies.

Last night me and this slut accidently did the 'CUMmit suicide' It's gonna be an awkward funeral

by J-Man2323 June 3, 2010

Crumming

The act of crying while cumming.

Bro, I was banging this chick while listening to Coldplay and I ended up crumming, shit was beautiful.

by I am a mouse March 18, 2017

crimmit

noun: A lady's front bottom, private parts, a female's general genital area.

"Is there a beautician near here? I must get my crimmit waxed. It looks like Hagrid today."

"I tell you what, he is gorgeous. My crimmit is throbbing like a frog's gullet."

by ChapsTick September 28, 2012