Cramptés

In the same word group as "Quoicoubeh" and "Apagnan", a word that doesn't mean anything and that you use to confuse someone by making them say either "quoi" ("what" in french) or "hein" ("huh" in french), to which you answer by one of the two words mentionned before.
It is implied that the "cramptés" is something that you have. Some people theorise it is a disease, other people think it's some kind of shoes or clothing.

"You got the cramptés?
- Quoi?
- QUOICOUBEH!"

by UltraFicus August 24, 2023

Crampus

.noun - the faithful canine companion of the mythological hungrich who is believed to cause cramps throughout the human body by biting his victim

"OW! ow! Crampus got me!" (person clinging to afflicted leg)

by calmwaters September 29, 2011

crapitude

1. The amount of "suck" held in a single fantasy basebal team.

Tom's team is total crapitude!

by The Jesus April 1, 2004

crampies

a dope word that jenna says instead of "cramps"

"aw i have such bad crampies"

by JHoez February 20, 2009

crapitous

A word used to describe something bad happening, basically the opposite of fortuitous.

The breaking of the Prussian vase was a crapitous event. crap bad luck shit happens

by Gryphaena June 16, 2015