Cockslap Face

A girl so immensely pretty you just want to slap her face with your cock.

"How can you possibly be friends with that Cockslap Face?! I would hit her all the time."

"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."

"..."

by Volcanosaurus August 28, 2013

cockslap interception

When youre slapping your cock across a girls face and she grabs it mid slap with her teeth looks up at you and growls

I never even knew nice girls could pull a cockslap interception. I only got that from back alley Ho's before

by flapjackal May 23, 2015

crackalackin

A way of saying "How are you doing?" used by, yet again, soda-drunk jr. high kids being their usual crazy selves.

Yo Sabrina what's crackalackin?

by MissCleo July 22, 2004

crackalacken

whats up \ whats going on.

whats crackalacken?

by mL October 8, 2003

Cockslap

While receiving fellatio, the recipient withdraws his penis from the giver's mouth and slaps the giver across the face with it.

It may be an act of degradation, punishment, or performed during climax for an added dramatic effect.

Example 1:
I had to cockslap that bitch for scraping her teeth on my junk too hard.

Example 2:
Jenny likes it when you call her names and cockslap her.

by poisonkoolaid August 9, 2012

crackalaka

1)crack cocaine
2)an endearing term of friendship
3)"what's crackalakin" means whats up, going on?

whats crackalakin mah nizzle, or Joo Lee is mah crackalaka, or got any crackalaka

by bojangles July 31, 2003

Cockslapping

Cockslapping is the practice is slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. Often performed as a joke, when the recipient is either asleep, stoned, or otherwise incapacitated.

John said he enjoyed cockslapping me last night while I was asleep.

by Stuart Robbins May 28, 2006