costanza situation

any type of pain caused by carrying around unwieldly purses or wallets. In particular, references the pain that happens when your hips are not properly aligned due to an unusually stuffed to capacity wallet.

I think I've got a Costanza situation doc. My lower back hurts from sitting on this huge wallet.

by chuckycheesehead February 10, 2012

Costanza'd

The act of moving items you cannot afford to another shelf in the store, so nobody sees it. This was first done by George Costanza in the comedy Seinfeld.

"I just found a fleshlight somebody Costanza'd into the sporting goods section!"

by Maestro Miyagi June 8, 2018

Dirty Costanza

When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.

Johny gave his wife a Dirty Costanza.

by boxandthefuzz May 7, 2017

Chrissy Costanza

Awesome vocalist of the band named Against the Current.

- Somebody as pretty as a phoenix biting a rose

example. Oh my GOD! I want to see Chrissy Costanza D:

by ChrissyForTheWin June 21, 2013

George Costanza

A close friend of Jerry Seinfeld in the show 'Seinfeld.' He keeps all of his receipts in his wallet at all times, which in turn he keeps in his back pocket. His wallet is so massive that, when sitting down at a resturaunt, he must put a stack of napkins beneath the other pocket to level himself. Played by Jason Alexander.

Hey, did you see the Seinfeld rerun last night?
Yeah, it was the one where George sleeps under his desk, and Jerry calls a bomb threat.
Oh George Costanza...that George Costanza, when will he ever learn?

by Scott Irving January 2, 2006

george costanza's wallet

Referring to the Seinfeld episode where George's wallet was so overstuffed with junk that it made him sit at a tilt with it in his back pocket; forcing him to even it out by stuffing his other back pocket with napkins. Eventually, the wallet exceeds maximum density and explodes on the street in a shower of cash and receipts.

Hey! Don't over stuff that or it'll go like George Costanza's wallet!

by Zagnut103 December 1, 2007

George Costanza syndrome

A mental condition in which a person blames everyone else for his own failures.

Both Alex Ferguson and Jose Mourinho certainly have the George Costanza syndrome as they blame the referees for every one of their losses. Real Madrid fans have the George Constanza syndrome as they claim UEFA favors Barcelona FC over Real Madrid.

by Zeus is the Lord October 28, 2011