A coomer, (Pronounced COOM-er), is an elusive creature that spends its whole life desperately trying to reach the next best nut. It is classed as a critically endangered species. The coomer was once thought to be nothing but fiction due to the rarity of these beasts.
Not much is known about the habits of these elusive creatures, but they are said to reside in tiny rooms that reek of mildew and B.O., floor littered with custom-made waifu pillows and the coom of the coomer itself. They are said to be mostly solitary, though there have been half a dozen cases of supposed coomer packs being sighted in the wild.
It is said that, if disturbed, the coomer will become enraged, and will attack the offending creature. It has been reported that a coomer may even coom upon its enemies, some say even stuffing them into homemade COOM jars on occasion.
Not much is known about the habits of these elusive creatures, but they are said to reside in tiny rooms that reek of mildew and B.O., floor littered with custom-made waifu pillows and the coom of the coomer itself. They are said to be mostly solitary, though there have been half a dozen cases of supposed coomer packs being sighted in the wild.
It is said that, if disturbed, the coomer will become enraged, and will attack the offending creature. It has been reported that a coomer may even coom upon its enemies, some say even stuffing them into homemade COOM jars on occasion.
My best friend went missing in 1987 during a hike in a remote area of alaska. The case has never been solved, but researchers say it is likely that he was taken by a wild coomer.
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Guy 1: Just watched a 4 hour porno and I came 20 times! Man that felt good.
Guy 2: Dude, you’re a fucking coomer.
Guy 2: Dude, you’re a fucking coomer.
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Guy 1: "Your walls weren't white the last time I was here. Did you have a change of mind? Cause it actually looks pretty good."
Guy 2: "Nah it was a result of my coomblast, it was too powerful this year."
Guy 2: "Nah it was a result of my coomblast, it was too powerful this year."
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A Coomer is an expert masturbator.
A Coomer is an expert masturbator.
Joe has spent so many years as a Coomer that his right arm is now freakishly muscular and he cannot think about anything other than his next coom.
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Get the coom mug.1) To fondle a woman. Is usually specific to breasts or the ass, but can refer to any part of the body
2) An absolutely awesome anime also known as FLCL. Beleive it or not, Fooly Cooly IS the original name. How it became known as Furi Kuri is an interesting fact.
The way the title was written down was a complicated matter, as the words related more to the symbol and less to the actual word. The closest you could get to writing Fooly Cooly was pronounced Furi Kuri, as 'r' was the closest thing to 'l'. Thus it is only pronounced Furi Kuri when read aloud, though the name is still Fooly Cooly.
Several people still prefer to call it FLCL. It's about a 12 year old boy, Noata, who has a brother in the U.S., his bro's ex-girlfriend is horny for him, and this crazy Vespa woman who calls herself Haruko slams into his life, and robots start exploding out of his head. Then you throw in guitars, some Christ like robot named Canti, The Pillows, and there you have it; FLCL.
The show is famously confusing, so to help you out, think of it as an anime Mary Poppins, with randomness and robots.
2) An absolutely awesome anime also known as FLCL. Beleive it or not, Fooly Cooly IS the original name. How it became known as Furi Kuri is an interesting fact.
The way the title was written down was a complicated matter, as the words related more to the symbol and less to the actual word. The closest you could get to writing Fooly Cooly was pronounced Furi Kuri, as 'r' was the closest thing to 'l'. Thus it is only pronounced Furi Kuri when read aloud, though the name is still Fooly Cooly.
Several people still prefer to call it FLCL. It's about a 12 year old boy, Noata, who has a brother in the U.S., his bro's ex-girlfriend is horny for him, and this crazy Vespa woman who calls herself Haruko slams into his life, and robots start exploding out of his head. Then you throw in guitars, some Christ like robot named Canti, The Pillows, and there you have it; FLCL.
The show is famously confusing, so to help you out, think of it as an anime Mary Poppins, with randomness and robots.
1) Come on babe, let's get Fooly Cooly.
2) Wait... is the curry Fooly Cooly, the weird transfer signals, or the robots? Fuck; this is confusing.
2) Wait... is the curry Fooly Cooly, the weird transfer signals, or the robots? Fuck; this is confusing.
by Magic Hobo May 9, 2005
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