1 definition by bongdiddler
A man, typically in his 20s, who's sole existence revolves around Cooming.
A Coomer is an expert masturbator.
A Coomer is an expert masturbator.
Joe has spent so many years as a Coomer that his right arm is now freakishly muscular and he cannot think about anything other than his next coom.
by bongdiddler September 04, 2019
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