comeytize

The act of noting everything that you said and heard after you have a conversation so you cover your ass preventing troublem

After my conversation with the Police Officer , I sat in my car and comeytized everything.

by Entomological Estaban September 14, 2017

comatose

a strain of marijuana that is extremely potent and strong. Said to send users into a coma.

man we smoked a blunt of that comatose and i just passed the fuck out yadadamean

by nigguhfingaz January 10, 2007

comatose

to lie in bed and do nothing all day because you are too hungover to function

I'm so hungover. Let's go get food at Eick, and then we can comatose ourselves all day.

by ECAT55 November 11, 2010

Comatose Bowser

During the act of love making the male partner beats the female with the clock radio until she reaches a comatose state. The male partner then makes a hospital visit to sneak dog semen into the female partners IV.

"Wow Sally sure looks rough after recieving that viscious comatose bowser from Gary".

by Blake Cooper December 12, 2008

Comatose

A word describing what happens when your toes go totally numb, also spelt "coma toes". Usually associated with extreme cold, absinthe, and being locked into a centrifuge.

"My feet feel weird.. and as for my toes.. lets just say i have comatose."

by he_who_says_zonk February 2, 2004

comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

Defetion provided by the dopest fort maker this side of the north bay ca

Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.

by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018

comertose

The apparent intellectual ability of someone in a position of extraordinary authority who relies on Faux News for actionable information.

The congressman told ClusterFox that he and the Senator have reviewed a whistleblower letter alleging “a criminal scheme involving the then-Vice President and a foreign national”, and found the source “credible.” However, in a remarkably comertose moment, he acknowledged that his understanding of the situation derived from Faux News and Hannity, so he wasn't actually delivering any news on air, merely regurgitating the talking points the network had already constructed for the occasion.

by MasculineToiletGuy May 6, 2023