comentos

regular mentos that are transformed by some people's imagination into cocaine because of their high sensitivity to sugar. usually these people were denied sweet things, like mentos, candy, sugary cereals, cookies, soda and cake by their mothers when they were young.

Whoa, I am on a total high from those COmentos!

by Laur_Ski March 10, 2008

cementos

1. what mentos eventually transmogrify into after sitting a while in a well ventilated place, i.e., your glove compartment, a cupboard, etc.

My girlfriend found a mentos in her purse. She gave it to me, and it turned out to be a cementos. It broke my teeth

by J.C.H. June 28, 2007

commentose

Comatose from comments. When you are sifting through peoples' online postings or comments and you get so bored, you are almost comatose.

"I'm just sifting through my facebook page and Jerry's posting responses have me commentose."

by kneelund April 6, 2010

comeytose

Going through life of or in a state of deep unconsciousness for a prolonged or indefinite period, only to awaken in the middle of the night feeling queasy to mildly nauseous, deciding to get one’s classified memos out by asking a close friend to give them to a NYTimes reporter.

"Lordy", he's sitting up in bed again clutching at his tummy - yeap, he's comeytose alright!

by SpartannSir June 14, 2017

Commentosis

Commentosis, sometimes known as Tweetpression is the depression that engulfs a person when the object of your affection online comments to the comment after yours, and in doing so neglects to acknowledge your contribution to the thread.

The object of your affection- "I really need to get out of the house tonight!"
A person you hate now- "Yeah, same. I'm gonna go train at the gym."
You- "It's my night off, can I shout you dinner and a movie?"
The object of your affection- "Have a great session at the gym!!!"
Your inner monologue- "Total commentosis."

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

Comentism

A new religion that relies on youtube comments to spread world truth and stop misinformation.

Despite modern toxicity some may find faith in Comentism through youtube comment section, a reason to believe, live..

by nasnas July 20, 2018

coments

Ever wondered where the word apartment comes from? They are designed to make us feel lonely because of their separating nature.
Introducing COMENTS: with leaving the apartness and subsituting it with the prefix "co" (standing for community or coliving) we create a new kind of flat sharing, where the individual has privacy while enjoying a close neighborhood of like-minded people.

Don't live apart, live at COMENTS!

by thecofactor September 16, 2021