Clamgram

The female version of a dick pic.

I sent my boyfriend a clamgram and he came over within ten minutes.

by Elton John's Fanny Pack May 14, 2014

clumkt

An individual that unwittingly has sexual relations with a sibling.

Can't believe Dan pulled a clumkt last week at the party. Who knew he had a half-brother from Ecuador.

by Flatulent Mascot August 16, 2021

clug

Similar to clog; can be used to describe disgusting things like Disney's the Santa Clause

They clugged Tim Allen to Santa.

by Tim November 26, 2004

Clumsy Stranger

The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.

"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."

by BagofDicks April 18, 2013

psychological word clump test

When a series of letters are strung together, without any spaces, to create an ambiguous statement. The patient is then asked to read the statement. How the statement is read reflects the patient's personality. Also a good party joke.

My 2 favorite psychological word clump tests are:

(1) godisnowhere

(2) seethepenisinherhand

by Dr. Sigmund Fraud June 11, 2006

Clunge Nugget

The female version of smegma! Often related to a stinky woman, with a rotten minge or a slut.

Shut up you clunge nugget!

by kitty jacks November 18, 2010

clumsy pelican

The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.

I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!

by wopdonk May 7, 2008