by Nick Loi September 17, 2006
Get the Clerks 2 mug.A term commonly used in the military, often used to describe someone with an asinine job or someone who enforces retarded regulations.
Normally directed at finance or services and other useless douchebags that fuck everyting up
Normally directed at finance or services and other useless douchebags that fuck everyting up
Pilot 1: That fucking shoe clerk checked my socks before he let me into the DFAC
Pilot 2: yeah he asked me for my ID card, i'm in fucking uniform!
That fucking shoe clerk screwed me over on my travel voucher!
Pilot 2: yeah he asked me for my ID card, i'm in fucking uniform!
That fucking shoe clerk screwed me over on my travel voucher!
by AF dude March 20, 2008
Get the shoe clerk mug.Word in Spanish that means the animal kept in farms for consumption and makes a squealing noise, and called to someone who is disgusting, awful and repulsive.
-El cerdo chilla si le tiras de la cola.
-The pig screams if you pull its tail.
-Ese cerdo violó a la niña del exorcista!
-That sick pig raped the Exorcist's daughter!
-The pig screams if you pull its tail.
-Ese cerdo violó a la niña del exorcista!
-That sick pig raped the Exorcist's daughter!
by Teh Wolfboy August 17, 2015
Get the cerdo mug.Often found in Law Offices, this master of the copier is also known as the Office Bitch. His tasks include copying, making coffee, running petty errands, collating documents and doing all the meaningless crap that the secretaries don't want to do. Generally a Clerk is nothing but a Temp who wants to go to law school, and is willing to sell his dignity and self respect to achieve that aim.
Person 1 - "So where you working at these days?"
Person 2 - "I'm a clerk at a law office down town"
Person 1 - "Oh that sounds kind of fun"
Person 2 - "Not really, I'm just the copy bitch"
Person 2 - "I'm a clerk at a law office down town"
Person 1 - "Oh that sounds kind of fun"
Person 2 - "Not really, I'm just the copy bitch"
by Captian Clerk March 17, 2010
Get the Clerk mug.1. In religion, a generic term for a religious leader; does not imply a specific religion or rank.
2. In business, a clerk; one who handles documents and filing systems.
3. In Roll Playing Gaming, aka RPG, a magic-practicing priest; generally a healer, but this may vary according to alignment.
2. In business, a clerk; one who handles documents and filing systems.
3. In Roll Playing Gaming, aka RPG, a magic-practicing priest; generally a healer, but this may vary according to alignment.
People employ clerics to practice their religion for them so they won't have to practice their religion themselves.
by Downstrike May 24, 2004
Get the cleric mug.Military insult used primarily in the Air Force to describe services, personnel, finance and other support staff. This term is primarily used by aviators. It is more limited than the Army equivalent "pogue", in that not all non-combat, non-flying airmen are labeled as shoe clerks.
"We can't carry loaded weapons anymore because some f***ing shoe clerk is afraid we'll accidentally shoot ourselves."
"That retard shoe clerk got on my case about not having my PT shirt tucked in."
"That retard shoe clerk got on my case about not having my PT shirt tucked in."
by KING-of-Iraq December 15, 2008
Get the shoe clerk mug.Clendon is a very determined person who loves fullfilling & accomplishing task & goals. He loves the thrill of life & has the mentality to get anything & matter of fact EVERYTHING done. He strongly stIcks to what he believes in & never lets anyone overpower him. He hates negative thoughts & people that can steer him away from his dreams. Thats the last thing he ever wants happening. He cares a lot for people but only if you have just as much love in your heart for him. Clendon is the best lover & every girl would be secretly dying to be his girlfriend. If your a Clendon your the best out there man!
"I just met a Clendon today, he was the coolest guy I've ever spoken too. We need more people in the world like him."
by diamondmiller May 8, 2014
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