the immediate clearness of one’s mind and/or soberness an individual gains after busting a nut causing the excess testosterone to leave one’s body, thus one's mind is no longer clouded by the evolutionary need to fuck everything that moves for a few minutes.
Person 1: Wow I think I just invented time travel.
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by doublechinsalad December 29, 2020
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by Spencer Shillington October 6, 2013
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Blake wanted to go out with this girl whos been screwing with his head for way too long, luckily he had a clarity fap beforehand now he doesnt want to see her.
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