Clarf 

The act of eating a girl out while she's taking a steamy dump. The female version of a Blumpkin.

Rebecca was so horny but also ate a huge bowl of chili cheese fries, so we had no other option than to clarf in the public bathroom of the Applebee's.

Clarf by JJV35 August 1, 2013

Clarf 

Verb: The action of coughing into a vagina

"I clarfed my girl last night. Hardest orgasm EVER."

Clarf by DioTwasMe July 26, 2018

Clarf 

1. Clarf- noun) A stupid and clumsy dork.

2. Clarfed (verb) To do something stupid or clumsy.

1.(noun) Dan just put his hand on some tree sap, what a clarf.

2. Gary totally clarfed it when he slipped on some ice.

Clarf by Dannzeemann November 25, 2023

Clamfathered 

The right a man has to see his female friend's nether regions because he had seen them before they were friends.

Bill: " What the hell man, you saw my girl naked?!"
Ted: " It's cool man, I've been clamfathered in."

Clamfathered by cleverunusedname May 2, 2014

Clara 

A Clara is a very intelligent and smart girl. She knows she’s smart, so don’t argue ‘cause 99.9% of the time she’s right. She’s got gogeous eyes, but she won’t say that. She hides a lot, but when you’re her friend, you’re with her forever.

Person 1: Damn, Clara proved the TEACHER wrong.
Person 2: Wow.

Clara by LilacHolderey June 19, 2018

Clara 

The word ''clara'' means a beautiful person who has an amazing sense of humour. One who is always there for you and cheers you up by just smiling. One who can light up the room regardless of how dark it is. Clara is closest to her two best friends who remain anonymous. Clara is one whom you can love for ages because a Clara is just too special to lose. A clara has the best eyes and the best hair.

"Clara is the kindest person ever."

Clara by Ayyobitch December 8, 2016

Clamfest 

The antithesis of a sausagefest. A social engagement catagorized by high levels of estrogen.

Man, lets ditch this clamfest. If I wanted to hear people talk about the The O.C. I'd hang out with my little sister.

Clamfest by Eric Greif October 5, 2005