Clarf

The act of eating a girl out while she's taking a steamy dump. The female version of a Blumpkin.

Rebecca was so horny but also ate a huge bowl of chili cheese fries, so we had no other option than to clarf in the public bathroom of the Applebee's.

by JJV35 July 05, 2013

Clarffing

When you masturbate in the school bathroom

Wow man I was clarffing so hard in so the school bathroom it was crazy.

by Bobby Joe Dick May 15, 2024

Clarf

1. Clarf- noun) A stupid and clumsy dork.

2. Clarfed (verb) To do something stupid or clumsy.

1.(noun) Dan just put his hand on some tree sap, what a clarf.

2. Gary totally clarfed it when he slipped on some ice.

by Dannzeemann November 26, 2023

Clarf

Verb: The action of coughing into a vagina

"I clarfed my girl last night. Hardest orgasm EVER."

by DioTwasMe July 27, 2018