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Verb: The action of coughing into a vagina
"I clarfed my girl last night. Hardest orgasm EVER."
Clarf by DioTwasMe July 26, 2018
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1. Clarf- noun) A stupid and clumsy dork.

2. Clarfed (verb) To do something stupid or clumsy.
1.(noun) Dan just put his hand on some tree sap, what a clarf.

2. Gary totally clarfed it when he slipped on some ice.
Clarf by Dannzeemann November 25, 2023

Clamfathered 

The right a man has to see his female friend's nether regions because he had seen them before they were friends.
Bill: " What the hell man, you saw my girl naked?!"
Ted: " It's cool man, I've been clamfathered in."
A Clara is a very intelligent and smart girl. She knows she’s smart, so don’t argue ‘cause 99.9% of the time she’s right. She’s got gogeous eyes, but she won’t say that. She hides a lot, but when you’re her friend, you’re with her forever.
Person 1: Damn, Clara proved the TEACHER wrong.
Person 2: Wow.
Clara by LilacHolderey June 19, 2018
The word ''clara'' means a beautiful person who has an amazing sense of humour. One who is always there for you and cheers you up by just smiling. One who can light up the room regardless of how dark it is. Clara is closest to her two best friends who remain anonymous. Clara is one whom you can love for ages because a Clara is just too special to lose. A clara has the best eyes and the best hair.
"Clara is the kindest person ever."
Clara by Ayyobitch December 8, 2016

Clamfest 

The antithesis of a sausagefest. A social engagement catagorized by high levels of estrogen.
Man, lets ditch this clamfest. If I wanted to hear people talk about the The O.C. I'd hang out with my little sister.
Clamfest by Eric Greif October 5, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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