Clarf

The act of eating a girl out while she's taking a steamy dump. The female version of a Blumpkin.

Rebecca was so horny but also ate a huge bowl of chili cheese fries, so we had no other option than to clarf in the public bathroom of the Applebee's.

by JJV35 August 1, 2013

1. Clarf- noun) A stupid and clumsy dork.

2. Clarfed (verb) To do something stupid or clumsy.

1.(noun) Dan just put his hand on some tree sap, what a clarf.

2. Gary totally clarfed it when he slipped on some ice.

by Dannzeemann November 25, 2023

Verb: The action of coughing into a vagina

"I clarfed my girl last night. Hardest orgasm EVER."

by DioTwasMe July 26, 2018

Clarffing

Wow man I was clarffing so hard in so the school bathroom it was crazy.

by Bobby Joe Dick May 15, 2024