Crappucino

A really, really bad cup of coffee.

After sampling his mocha latte, Bob promptly spat it all over the table exclaiming loudly, "What is this shit?"
To which his friend replied, "That, Bob, is a true crappucino."

Crappucino by BILLYTHEHERO3084 November 3, 2010

cappuccino

Despite what people think, a cappuccino can NOT be iced. In America, there are two types of cappuccinos, wet and dry. Wet caps are about 1 part espresso, 1 part steamed milk, 1 part foam. A dry is 1 part espresso, 2 parts foam.

In Italy, the difference between a Cappuccino and a Cafe Latte is not the amount of foam on top, but the consistency of the milk. Cafe Lattes are more dense, closer to the consistency of milk alone. Cappuccinos has air steamed throughout the entire drink, and therefore is more of a "fluffy" drink.

Customer: I want a Grande Cappuccino. Now.

Barista: Wet or dry?

Customer: ....

Barista: One latte coming up.

cappuccino by Eyeglasses November 19, 2011

Cappuccinoing 

During sex, keep a small amount of chocolate powder in a clenched fist. When you reach orgasm, pull out and ejaculate on the other person's face. After you do so throw the chocolate powder onto the semen and say 'Your cappuccino, sir/ma'am.'

Bonus points if you say 'Have a nice day/Come back soon' as you leave.

'We went for hours; we had foreplay, rough sex and then I ended with some Cappuccinoing.'

'She didn't come back soon.'

Cappuccinoing by The 413 August 25, 2012

righty cappuccino 

When you cum in your lady’s mouth and she slides it around in her mouth until it's nice and foamy. Once the foam is ready she’ll make a fist with her right hand and spit the cum between her thumb and index finger and slide her fist back over your cock. Thusly leaving some nice whipped cum on the head of your dong.

My girl gave me a righty cappuccino. It was niiiiiice.

righty cappuccino by Trash cat March 1, 2018

Toilet Cappucino

to empty one's bowels then masturbate upon the awaiting faeces

I just did a great Toilet Cappucino,I sprayed the bowl, dropped a log the size of a baby's arm then spanked my monkey all over it.

It looked like a Starbucks HockMoccaWankachino. Creamy

Toilet Cappucino by Becks69 January 6, 2008

Crappuccino 

The abrupt bowel movement that occurs after consuming coffee or coffee like beverages.

My morning latte was good, but now I have to take a massive crappuccino.

Crappuccino by redsparkle1 June 6, 2011

FLAPPUCCINO 

A Starbucks induced queef.

My girlfriend had a cappuccino and then she had a flappuccino burst my eardrum when I went down on her.

FLAPPUCCINO by Candy Apple June 14, 2008