cockwagon

To be consistantly un-employed due to termination. To consistantly over exagagerate and lie. To consistantly tell people of magical cars and engines that never make it to the race track.

Can u believe the bullshit that comes out of that cockwagons mouth??

by Bill McGay February 17, 2008

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Chuck Wagon

Originated at the campus of Messiah College. Describes someone who is stupid, silly, annoying, dirty, or anyone that acts like garbage. Like Chuck.

Yo, when you farted in class, the fat girl behind you called you a chuck wagon.

Jared you chuckwagon, you embarassed
yourself when you screamed and acted like a girl after the teacher scratched the chalkboard.

Stop acting like a chuckwagon Ji-won
and dont smoke cigs or speed so you get tickets on campus.

by Jared Yoder loves men September 8, 2004

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chuck wagon

1. Release feces into condom (it is unnecessary for the fecal matter to be your own)
2. Insert penis into condom with feces
3. Secure the creation with a rubber band or duct tape
4. Put on pants
5. Jog 3 miles
6. Release the gooey goodness from within the condom
7. Delicately place the masterpiece into a whole wheat sausage bun
7. Murder the penis owner with an ardvark or a hammer
8. Sever the penis with a craftsman product, preferably one with rust (for flavor)
9. Add condiments as necessary
10. Serve at room temperature

Jackson: I've just run 47 miles.
Jonesy: Ya, but did you make a chuck wagon?
Jackson: Of course!
Jonesy: Where is T3 when you need him??

by mrm5593 November 21, 2006

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