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What is happening when you're being flirted with heavily by a pretty lady while driving on the highway. Ala Chevy Chase in Vacation.

Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.
"Oh man, I was sooo getting Christie Brinkley'd coming home on the Coquihalla! But I lost her in traffic around Kamloops, dang."
by dmcc November 5, 2012
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A really smart beautiful person who just lights up the entire world cuz’ honestly she is great. She gets slept on because people don’t realize her true worth. She deserves a lot better than what people give to her but she is caring and funny so she puts up with it.
“ Damn. You are totally a Christie. Do you wanna go out?”
by Boombabytruth June 27, 2019
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Donald Trump's fuck boy. A sycophant reminiscent of villains' scheming-but-pathetic advisors in genre films.
"That dude thinks he is going to get his hands on some of the goods, but he is just a weak-ass toadie, ass-kisser, and a Chris Christie.
by The Explicator May 22, 2016
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Christie’s are dope a$ f<\< and can hang wit anyone cuz they bad like that! Christie ain’t a girl you can mess wit doe Because she a diamond- and she will CUT yo muthafuckin ass up and serve it to you on a silver platter and watch you eat it. Don’t let her classiness fool you doe cuz she good AND SHE HOOD!
Trina: Who that chick walking in like she gangsta?

Lamar: That Queen Be Christie.

Trina: DAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!
by MystifyMeINXS November 28, 2020
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Donald Trump's fat sex slave that's a member of the ku klux klan.
You know your life is great when you aren't a chris christie
by Toppet May 26, 2016
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/Chris - ed/
verb
-The act of calling out of work due to being hungover or a false illness.
-Just being entirely to drunk for no apparent reason at all.
- Being to drunk to contribute or pay for your own bar tab.
After three round of shots the whole table was Chrissed.
by Dem Gainz December 3, 2018
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Being a Christie is an extremely high honor. A christie is beautiful, confident, outgoing and super intelligent. It’s not like being something common, unintelligent and dull like a Jenn, a Kristen or a Paula.
Look at that girl. She’s got it all. She must be a christie.
by Chris809 November 22, 2017
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