Colesterbate

The act of feverishly hunting for a pillow or piece of furniture to hump/have sex with in order to achieve orgasm

My friend Cole attempted to colesterbate last night but was unsuccessful

by SoggyWaffle804 August 31, 2016

Crysterbate

1)When you are sad and horny at the same time, you crysterbate. Crying while jerking it.

2)Christerbate same as crysterbate but doing a Jesus Christ pose.

James found out his girlfriend was cheating on him, he locked himself in his room to crysterbate.

by Evan Bahler February 2, 2020

Chasturbate

To jerk off or sexually please the chassis of a car.

I watched Joe Chasturbate all night long to Mia Khalifa.

by Ballslover719733 January 2, 2022

chesserbating

the art of masturbating in the school restroom facilitys

fuck man look at mat over there chesserbating in the school restroom.

by thatfuckinguy123 July 31, 2011

Crysterbate

Verb: To Crysterbate

Cry-sterbating is when a guy stands in a corner, crying using his own tears as lube while he jerks off sobbing, nuts into a teaspoon, drinks the nut because he's low on zinc, and then sits in the fetal position rocking back and forth wondering "When the hell did my life get so depressing?" Then he remembers and does it all again. Just like shampoo directions, rinse, wash, and repeat.

Billy: Wheres Dillon?

Josh: He's probably at home cry-sterbating again

Dillon tends to crysterbate instead of masturbating because his life is so fucked up. Plus he's low on zinc.

by Trip Wilson May 30, 2017

Chasterbate

Produce sexual orgasm by manual stimulation of genitals in a
deliberatly detached and non-overtly sexual manner.

Chasterbation
Chasterbatory

"I was horney as hell but the wife was having none-of-it so
I decided to surreptitiously chasterbate after I thought she
was asleep."

"It is my opinion that chasterbation and T.V. watching are
closely related activities."

"The inventor of Chasterbatory toys would make a fortune
selling them for use at sperm banks and other places where
the clinical production of fresh sperm samples is required."

by Sean the Snorf Dude September 14, 2008

ChesterCat

is a cat that travels though time and space in a sexy machine called a Tardis. ChesterCat is a mega Doctor Who nerd and loves photography. He is hipster and indie even thought he denies it. ChesterCat has a very big butt and wears glasses.

person one: whos that cute guy with tight jeans?
person two: oh thats a ChesterCat.
person one: oh does he have a girlfriend?
person two: yeah they're both losers who love Doctor Who.

by DrayFT October 1, 2011