Cheesus Crust

The thousand years have ended. I have seen the oceans turn to boiling cheese sauce and the moon crumble like crackers. Now is the end time. Have faith in our Lord Cheesus Crust, for only through chedar and triscuts may you save your eternal soul.

Kiss my (_|_) bitches, Cheesus Crust is Coming!!!

by Mr.Asshole August 19, 2006

Cheezus Christ

The savior of all, and made entirely of cheeze. He loves everyone, but if you piss him off he will send his battalion of sea-monkeys to pick your bones clean!

Sweet Cheezus!

by CheezeMasta August 26, 2003

Cheesus Christ

The messiah formed from cheese.

Cheesus Christ! I just stubbed my toe!

by Boogiman February 17, 2009

Cheesus

The god of cheese. when you can’t say Jesus just say cheesus

Cheesus barry! That was close

by Emmx February 2, 2019

cheesus

a cheeeto shaped like jesus

i stole a bag of cheetos from 7 11 n there was a cheesus inside.

by phat as peace a sh!T October 17, 2011

cheetus

The fetal resulting from intercourse one or more times with any variety of Cheetohs products.

Britney Spears was impregnated by Flamin' Hot Cheetohs. The result was a Cheetus.

by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008

Cheesusaurus Rex

The little douche bag yellow dinosaur that is the mascot for Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.

Whoa! look at Cheesusaurus Rex surf on a wave of cheese!!!

by McLuvin39 July 23, 2009