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man cave

A room, space, corner or area of a dwelling that is specifically reserved for a male person to be in a solitary condition, away from the rest of the household in order to work, play, involve himself in certain hobbies, activities without interuption. This area is usually decorated by the male that uses it without interferance from any female influence.
Tom retreated to the Man Cave to play his online rpg game.
by Roni Evans January 26, 2004
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celave

A person who beefs with others about their opinion of celebrities on social media; they are, essentially, like a modern day slave, of the celebrities, by volunteering to argue/fight with others about a comment, statement, and/or opinion made about a celebrity via social media or even in person..

If someone makes a comment or statement about a celebrity online, and another person comes in to argue or defend a celebrity, then they are a “celave” ~ derived from the two words: celebrity & slave.

When you’re essentially working, for free, to fervently beef (argue) with a total stranger/someone online or in person and defend a celebrity about someone else’s comment, statement or opinion about a celebrity. You are basically riding the celeb’s jock string/thong by inserting yourself into a disagreement about someone else’s opinion about someone (a celebrity), who does not even know you exist — that’s when you become a CELAVE.
Quit being so butt-hurt over my comment; being a celave is not a good look!

This statement or comment doesn’t have anything to do with you, so quit embarrassing yourself by being a modern day celave!

You’re a pathetic, celave, to be online beefing with someone over their First Amendment right to make a comment, statement, or opinion about a celebrity, someone who likely doesn’t want even know you exist, fool!

This comment doesn’t have sh*t (nothing) to do with you, so you’re basically just being a dusty @$$, common-rank, celave!

You don't get to dictate my comment/statement/opinion about a celebrity, you celave, you!

Don’t come for me over my comment that doesn’t have anything to do with you, you dumb celave!

Beyonce’s “bee hives” are perfect examples of celaves.
by Queen Kimberella October 8, 2020
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Cave Johnson

The CEO and founder of Aperture Science Innovators. Later renamed Aperture Laboratories. Has and awesome voice (JK Simmons). And is extremely rich. Got sick and died from moon-rock poisoning. Caroline is his best friend and secretary. Hates lemons if life gives them to you.
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down
by ram2006 May 8, 2011
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Cavetown

the most amazing saggiest heart opening melody singing artist ever. Yes you should listen to his music. Legends say he just turned 14
' HAVE You heard the new song lemon boy? it is by Cavetown"
by FARTICLEPARTICLES April 23, 2021
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Anal Cave

A man/woman who allows many cocks to keep warm inside his/her asshole.

Someone who gets fucked in the ass several times.
"Robby was being such an anal cave at the party last night!"

"Dude, quit being such an anal cave everytime we go to the gay bars."

"It was amazing! Rachel is the ultimate anal cave!"
by Dr. Big Dick April 2, 2009
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guano cave

1) A goopy, smelly vagina. A snotty stoonch.

2) A bat cave oozing truffle butter, cunk, guano or other poop-like deposits of organic matter.

Origin:

Spelunkers (cave explorers) commonly see piles of bat guano caking the floor of caves, along with stalactites, stalagmites and other crusty deposits.

Likewise, the human pootytang can produce an assortment of cunk, coochie butter, slag and cum that emits a fishy, tangy or mangy scent.

The rectum’s proximity to the twat also creates opportunities for dookie to stink up a woman’s coochie. Hence, “guano cave” is the technical term when we’re dealing with a pungent stoonch with visible gunk, that emits not just fishy, tangy or musty odor—but a robust, spicy, fecal fragrance.

Synonyms:
stoonch, dookie cookie, poopy pootytang, bat cave, skunk, rotten cookie, queefing wookie
Uncle Doodle's Angus beefstick stunk for weeks after marinating in Helga's guano cave. "Spelunking that snotty stoonch was worth the chlamydia", he claims.

When asked about the smell, I told my friends she lived in a sewer pipe, slept with a wookie and bathed in a squalid barrel of fish filth. It would have been problematic to point at the dripping guano cave between her legs.
by Uncle Doodle August 19, 2016
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Cavetown

His music is amazing, and makes you think about how you should live your life.... also Boys Will Be Bugs is his best song by far.
Brad: "How is Sweet Tooth not in Cavetown's Top 10?" (spotify)
by marcidubb September 19, 2020
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