Romanian Consulate

A place where Romanian people living abroad, go to step on Romanian land. Most of them are looking for an identity, an identity document.

The Romanian consulate in London is a land of great customer services, the only one in the world to have a network of volunteers helping regularly. They have young and smart employees, the best trained security team and the best consuls in the world. Fact!

If you want a taste of Romania, come visit the Romanian consulate!

Wait, you actually can't, unless you have an appointment.
Good luck getting one!

by Stega4u December 10, 2021

Copulate

To copulate: to engage in sexual intercourses.
It is extremely famous among the young and aristocratic jet set of french and italian people living in Barcelona (also known as Modus Copulandi).

Please, bear in mind that you cannot copulate with any animal or a vegetable. The aristocratic world would not allow it.

"- Hey, where is your friend?
- Well, he´s not here he is copulating with your sister!
- What?
- Yes he copulate like a donkey
- He is such a penis (the French-Italian Jet Set of Barcelona also use penis instead of Dick)"

by Manu Lenocci April 14, 2008

copulate

is sexual intercourse

wanna copulate with me

by Chiki April 1, 2005

calculate my expenses

Term used when counting the amount of change in your pocket.

Wilson: You gonna come to the cinema?

James: I dunno let me calculate my expenses

by morgangills November 19, 2004

Calculate Someones Mom

Calculating a mom is a slang term used often in the Azerbaijani area's. In Azeri it is "hesablamaq sənin anan", which roughly translates to "Calculate your mother". In Azeri slang, it means to have sexual relations with someones mother, and after these relations, to upload a review on that mother to some social media. This term is often used in an incestial way. When used to talk about incest it leans more towards the meaning having un orthodox/taboo sex with your own mother.

Elnur: Yo dude have you seen Rashads mom?
Togrul: Yea man. I would totally calculate her.
Elnur: Hell yea. That way everyone can know how good that pussy is.
Togrul: fuck yea.

OR:
Elnur: your mom is totally hot
Togrul: yo I calculate that on the daily
Elnur: Yo bro that is crazy I also wanted to calculate your mom
Togrul: Bro that shit is mine. I am the only man calculating dat ass

OR
Togrul: man i really want to Calculate Someones Mom
Elnur: just calculate your own mom
Togrul: oh yea! thats a great idea!

by Hugetomhanks May 21, 2017

Copulated

An area which is populated with police.

Bill: Let's drive through Subiaco
Billy: Nah that area is too copulated.

by nigerian masterpiece July 6, 2011

Cakeulate

To devour or destroy something as if it were cake.

To measure in units of cake.

To succeed at something easily in accordance with the phrase, "piece of cake".

I totally just cakeulated that quesadilla.

According to my cakeulations...we're going to need more cake.

I definitely cakeulated the bar exam.

by MrOrangutan December 22, 2014