by the brothers turk January 17, 2012
Get the juice canoe mug.A joke involving usually three or more parties, a cannibal tribe, and some form of utensil used for stabbing.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Czech are out exploring, and they're captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals says "We're going to eat you now, because we're cannibals and that's what we do. But we're not savages like we used to be, so we're not going to torture you for three days first...in fact, you can kill yourselves any way you like, we don't care."
The explorers all look rather crestfallen at this news, and the chief hastens to reassure them: "Oh, I know what you're thinking, we've seen it before---you're thinking your life has been a waste, you're going to die out here for nothing, and so on. Well, let me assure you, that just isn't true. We'll use your skin to make our excellent canoes, your hair to make twine, and we'll eat every edible part of you. So really, it's not a waste at all. Now, please get on with it."
The Frenchman says "vive la france", and slits his throat.
The Englishman takes his gun, says "God save the Queen", and shoots himself in the head.
The Czech pulls out a fork and starts stabbing himself---first in the thigh (ouch!), then in the side (yow!), then in the lower leg (argh!)...finally the king of the cannibals says "My god, what are you doing??!!"
And the Czech stabs himself with the fork again and says..."Fuck your canoe."
The explorers all look rather crestfallen at this news, and the chief hastens to reassure them: "Oh, I know what you're thinking, we've seen it before---you're thinking your life has been a waste, you're going to die out here for nothing, and so on. Well, let me assure you, that just isn't true. We'll use your skin to make our excellent canoes, your hair to make twine, and we'll eat every edible part of you. So really, it's not a waste at all. Now, please get on with it."
The Frenchman says "vive la france", and slits his throat.
The Englishman takes his gun, says "God save the Queen", and shoots himself in the head.
The Czech pulls out a fork and starts stabbing himself---first in the thigh (ouch!), then in the side (yow!), then in the lower leg (argh!)...finally the king of the cannibals says "My god, what are you doing??!!"
And the Czech stabs himself with the fork again and says..."Fuck your canoe."
by LMontiel July 29, 2012
Get the Fuck your canoe mug.In terms of fandom, a canon nazi is a person who strictly adheres to canon, with no deviation whatsoever. A canon nazi is not necessarily a creator of fanfic or fanart, and can just be someone who enjoys other fanworks adhering to canon (or complains about crackfic and other non-canon compliant works).
A: Did you read the fanfic about Draco and Snape?! Omg so hot.
B: No, I don't really like non-canon pairings.
A: OMG CANON NAZI
B: No, I don't really like non-canon pairings.
A: OMG CANON NAZI
by xyv September 23, 2009
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Get the Canon Event mug.When a gentleman ejects his balls with such force that it sends the receiver backwards and leaves them with a halo of semen around their heads.
I decided canonise the Saint Shirley last night. Now that bitch is floating up to heaven. God bless.
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Get the Canonise the Saint mug.The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English "calf" meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and "ankle" meaning slender joint of leg with foot.
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