a variation of "bobbing for apples" where a person removes a womans tampon from her vagina using only his/her teeth, usually leaving blood on his/her face.
Steve: "Dude did you get in a fight? There's blood on your face."
Josh: "Na man, I just played a game of red bobbler with Tiffany!"
Steve: "That's sick!"
Josh: "Na man, I just played a game of red bobbler with Tiffany!"
Steve: "That's sick!"
by FredoftheFred2011 June 13, 2011
Get the red bobbler mug.A law inherent in nature that states that everything that goes wrong in life is all Boyle's fault. It is mathematically represented by the formula Fault = Boyle(pi)^2 / DM, where DM equals the coefficient of Doug Mirabelli, experimentally found by the scientist and religious guru Bhanu Lama to have a value of 5.47 x 10^-3.
Man, I totally flunked that test yesterday. If Boyle hadn't fucked it up, I would've passed. Citing Boyle's Law, I know that it's all Boyle's fault.
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Matt "Duude theres something up with my balls man"
Brad "lol I don't wanna hear about your boyberries!"
Brad "lol I don't wanna hear about your boyberries!"
by Brad-eth August 17, 2008
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Get the bobblehead mug.An abnormally obnoxious know-it-all, but brainless, individual who always has an answer, or factoid about everything, or "has done that too" but better than you. However, everyone knows better.
There goes that bobblehead Dan saying that, "the store's OPEN sign is in violation of the National Epileptic Association standards!"
by Harvimus Maximus October 16, 2007
Get the bobblehead mug.The term directly correlates to the head of Nazi propaganda, Joseph Goebbels. Grobble-bobble can describe a person who is spreading false information. Grobble-Bobblery can also be used to describe the act of being a Grobble-Bobble.
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One group of women find this very irritating and assign all sorts of presumed motives to the man in question (especially if they're lesbians): "he's objectifying me", "I have a brain", "he doesn't take me seriously", "what a jerk", "stop gawking", etc. In protest, these women often remark "stop talking to my tits" or wear tight t-shirts (with an upward pointing arrow) that says "Hey! I'm up here." Whether the presumptions about these men are actually true depends on the man in question.
A second group of women understand that having a natural C cup, or larger, bust line (without being fat), is a blessing. (34 D is ideal of course). To these women, if the man with booblevision is a nice, decent, responsible guy, with a sense of humor (and could be introduced to their parents) then they are flattered to some degree. They know that this guy has an appreciation for their beauty in the same way that he appreciates: a Key West sunset, a polished red Ferrari, an otter playing in the wild, a perfectly thrown football, or even the Blue Angels executing an aerial fleur de lis.
A third group is not the least bit offended, because they are getting what they want. They use boobnosis and whatever "charm" they possess to try and overcome whatever they're lacking in physical attractiveness. In order to avoid the probability of contracting a myriad of STDs, some men will limit their sexual contact with this group to titty sex (use your imagination). These women are the diametric opposite of the first group.
And lastly, members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee have rarely, if ever, personally experienced booblevision and so, ironically, may yearn to be occasionally objectified or gawked at. This attitude is the bane of feminism.
One group of women find this very irritating and assign all sorts of presumed motives to the man in question (especially if they're lesbians): "he's objectifying me", "I have a brain", "he doesn't take me seriously", "what a jerk", "stop gawking", etc. In protest, these women often remark "stop talking to my tits" or wear tight t-shirts (with an upward pointing arrow) that says "Hey! I'm up here." Whether the presumptions about these men are actually true depends on the man in question.
A second group of women understand that having a natural C cup, or larger, bust line (without being fat), is a blessing. (34 D is ideal of course). To these women, if the man with booblevision is a nice, decent, responsible guy, with a sense of humor (and could be introduced to their parents) then they are flattered to some degree. They know that this guy has an appreciation for their beauty in the same way that he appreciates: a Key West sunset, a polished red Ferrari, an otter playing in the wild, a perfectly thrown football, or even the Blue Angels executing an aerial fleur de lis.
A third group is not the least bit offended, because they are getting what they want. They use boobnosis and whatever "charm" they possess to try and overcome whatever they're lacking in physical attractiveness. In order to avoid the probability of contracting a myriad of STDs, some men will limit their sexual contact with this group to titty sex (use your imagination). These women are the diametric opposite of the first group.
And lastly, members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee have rarely, if ever, personally experienced booblevision and so, ironically, may yearn to be occasionally objectified or gawked at. This attitude is the bane of feminism.
Roderick: "Yo Reggie, check out dat foo Leroy. He bees gotsin' da booblevision again."
Reggie: "Man, dat dude ain't no playa. He don't even wait 'till da ho' turn her head away to be peepin' at dem titties."
Reggie: "Man, dat dude ain't no playa. He don't even wait 'till da ho' turn her head away to be peepin' at dem titties."
by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008
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