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Bonester

Where a hipster gets a boner in their tight jeans and it bends down.
HAHA look at that "Bonester!"
by rollercoasterkid April 15, 2010
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Bone storm

Bone storm is to have sex with another person wildly.

Bone Storm is a reference to World Of Warcraft the first boss in Icecrown Citadel named Marrowgar has a special move called Bone Storm and he spins wildly about.
Dude I heard you were going to Bone storm that chick in your english class tonight?!
by Greybite April 26, 2010
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bone storm

A party where every girl is super hot. Every guy there has boners to spare.
I was at a bone storm last night. I didn't think I'd make it home without blowing my wad.
by lmnoplump June 9, 2011
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Bangstorm

Similar to "brainstorming", which is when one partakes in deep thought in an attempt to solve a problem, "bangstorming" is when one attempts to solve the problem of finding a member of the opposite sex to bang.

Usually occurs after a night of drinking, around 3 in the morning.
*Sitting in the bar after closing*
Christian: Dammit! I've texted every girl in my phonebook. No one is answering and I'm beginning to think I won't find a girl to bang.
Madison: You just need to bangstorm a little harder and you'll think of someone.
*10 minutes later*
Christian: OH! I forgot about Emily! She's a super slut!
by Menardness January 31, 2015
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bonestar

A much cooler alternative to boonstar because it sounds like pornstar with the added benefit of bone(r), refer to boonstar.
OMG, I can't believe he said boonstar, nobody has said that since the discovery of bonestar. Dude, you are such a word nublette.
by dudegirl November 26, 2006
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bonestoned

a term given to the state of consciousness experienced by one who is under the influence of marijuana. commonly used by kelsey to express the complete incapacitation of herself due to some chronic bud. also widely unknown for the simple fact that you sound even more retarded when saying it, as if being high didn't make you retarded enough as is.
Dude I'm so bonestoned.
by francho domingo June 17, 2009
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Bonernormous

An object so amazing or big that it causes one to pop a boner .
Derek Jeter's mansion is so big its almost Bonernormous.

Lisa: Hey have you seen the new ride?
*Looks at ride* "Damn that things bonernormous!"
by somelonelyahole June 24, 2011
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