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bangstorm

a technique used to stimulate thinking, solve problems, resolve any issues, and create new ideas for and about sex acts by unrestrained and spontaneous discussion, simulation, and, very often, alcohol.
After the bodyshots I told her I wanted to slurpee her so hard.
What's a slurpee?
No idea. We had to bangstorm it out.
by bripri March 20, 2011
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Bangstorm

Similar to "brainstorming", which is when one partakes in deep thought in an attempt to solve a problem, "bangstorming" is when one attempts to solve the problem of finding a member of the opposite sex to bang.

Usually occurs after a night of drinking, around 3 in the morning.
*Sitting in the bar after closing*
Christian: Dammit! I've texted every girl in my phonebook. No one is answering and I'm beginning to think I won't find a girl to bang.
Madison: You just need to bangstorm a little harder and you'll think of someone.
*10 minutes later*
Christian: OH! I forgot about Emily! She's a super slut!
by Menardness January 31, 2015
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Bangster

1. One who is especially good at everything.

2. The incarnation of all that is awesome.
Beast + Gangster = Bangster
by thatsbangster September 16, 2008
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tropical bonestorm

a boitsterous sexual act lasting for an extended period. refers to the sexual connotation of being "wet."
Rob and his girlfriend were so loud last night, it sounded like Tropical Bonestorm 2009 in there.
by MadCat11 May 8, 2009
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barnstormed

Dropping an gastual ass bomb on someone in a closed space.

Similar to crop dusting... but taken place in a smaller closed area, like my office.
I was just barnstormed by that gas ass down the hall when he came in to borrow a pen. Someone open a window
by neilo510 November 1, 2011
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Bakestorming

We made a ballin ass rap after that bakestorming
by Metals July 23, 2009
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bonestorm

Verb.
Also can be used as bonestormin' or bonestormed.
To have sex with a man, specifically when a woman targets a man's penis (aka bone) and storms that shit.
This is generally a targeted act, though it requires consent from both parties.
Chelsea totally bonestormed that cute mullet boy from the bar last night...he did not have a chance!

"That boy is a babe! I want to bonestorm him!" said Chelsea. "So you are gonna storm his bone?" asked Bonnie. "Yeah his bone in gonna get stormed!" exclaimed Chelsea.
by Chelsea_B December 11, 2009
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