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Similar to "brainstorming", which is when one partakes in deep thought in an attempt to solve a problem, "bangstorming" is when one attempts to solve the problem of finding a member of the opposite sex to bang.
Usually occurs after a night of drinking, around 3 in the morning.
Usually occurs after a night of drinking, around 3 in the morning.
*Sitting in the bar after closing*
Christian: Dammit! I've texted every girl in my phonebook. No one is answering and I'm beginning to think I won't find a girl to bang.
Madison: You just need to bangstorm a little harder and you'll think of someone.
*10 minutes later*
Christian: OH! I forgot about Emily! She's a super slut!
Christian: Dammit! I've texted every girl in my phonebook. No one is answering and I'm beginning to think I won't find a girl to bang.
Madison: You just need to bangstorm a little harder and you'll think of someone.
*10 minutes later*
Christian: OH! I forgot about Emily! She's a super slut!
by Menardness January 31, 2015
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