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Bonerfide 

Is when somebody owns their self so horribly on a message board, they constantly "change" the thread title. They want you to take a knee with no time left. This will be some loser Florida fan that lives at home probably and goes and crys to his mother when he gets owned. This will be the lowest of all lows of a person. Stay away from this idiots. Approach at your own risk.
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Bonafide7389 just Bonerfide himself.
Bonerfide by i'm me and you know it November 24, 2009
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bonkrood 

An amazingly long fart which is emmitted whilst in bed with ur girl------------WOOPS
I cant believe he did a bonkrood on me last night!!!!
bonkrood by BAAH123456789 November 30, 2010

bonerhood 

On the road to getting an erection or a boner (boh-n-er)
When she showed me breast cleavage i was on the roead to bonerhood.
bonerhood by aw fgghh April 29, 2015

Bonerfudly 

a bonerfudly is someone who gets boners/erections too much
molly is a bonerfudly
Bonerfudly by fakmida begum November 8, 2011

Bonerfied 

When you see a very attractive woman but you are afraid to stick your penis inside of her because she most likely has 9-100 different diseases of the vagina, anal, or mouth area (or all of the above).
Those six sorority sisters with the same pair of leggings, jackets, and UGG boots look like they would be a great fuck, but I am completely bonerfied because they are such whores.

Dude, I am completely bonerfied after hearing that our friend got gonorrhea from her; fuck it, YOLO.
Bonerfied by McMunson May 16, 2014

bonerfocus 

Having extreme focus. Originates from the fact that when you have a boner you can focus on only one thing. Someone is said to have bonerfocus when they are heavily focused on a single task.
"Yea Claire, I can totally get that report done, it's going to take bonerfocus, but you'll have it on your desk first thing in the morning."
bonerfocus by treetop1500 November 8, 2018

bonerzoo 

A group or place characterized by an abundance of (hopefully joyful) testosterone. Often described as boisterousness, enthusiastic, silly, and probably annoying.
-That bonerzoo is getting hammered on shots, must be a bachelor party!

-Dating in a mountain town can be a bonerzoo.

-Las Vegas is always a bonerzoo.
bonerzoo by 10:30haikus January 17, 2025