bonerfocus 

Having extreme focus. Originates from the fact that when you have a boner you can focus on only one thing. Someone is said to have bonerfocus when they are heavily focused on a single task.

"Yea Claire, I can totally get that report done, it's going to take bonerfocus, but you'll have it on your desk first thing in the morning."

bonerfocus by treetop1500 November 8, 2018

bonerfuse 

A Confused Boner

Why is it that I am having a bonerfuse over a down syndrome patient?

bonerfuse by bonerfused July 27, 2016

Bonerous 

A portmanteau of 'Boner' and 'Onerous'. An adjective referring to a forboding sense of doom related to ones aroused state. Used to describe a boner that is bound cause the wearer some sort of trouble.

He felt a bonerous sensation coming along, as he stood there at the feminist rally.

or

He looked at his secretary and then at his trousers. Fully aware of the bonerous circumstances, he proceeded to spank dat ass.

Bonerous by ElCappa August 20, 2012

bonerous 

of, or relating to a fully engorged penis. used as an adjective slang for a generally negative situation, occurance, or subsequent noun.

As the day passed, Germaine's mood became perpetually more and more bonerous, after his girlfriend was eaten alive by piranhas, merely out of spite.

bonerous by dire frivolity [AIM] May 31, 2005

Bonerificus 

An erection that earns a place of honor in the Hallowed Halls of Dongdom. It is not only a thing to be looked upon and admired, but also an event that should be shared with a partner, a group, or anyone that appreciates a good piece of woody. If you find yourself the proud barer of a Bonerficus you must share it either by telling someone or by visual presentation, as this is an event never to be wasted. If you find yourself in its presence you should pay homage.

Last night I had I had to show off my Bonerificus to Sara.

Amy was out of town this weekend when I woke up with a Bonerificus so I had to call and tell her about it.

Bonerificus by Boner of Legend October 15, 2011