by Paula Megans October 18, 2020
Get the Bobesemug. 
BOBE (noun)
1. A car salesman who struts around the lot like a hawk on Red Bull, phone glued to his ear, pretending every lead is “his” while being spoon-fed by the BDC like a baby bird that never left the nest.
2. Gains superhuman energy from inhaling his own fart clouds—sometimes even weaponizing them in stealth attacks on unsuspecting customers, leaving them lightheaded enough to sign the paperwork.
3. Claims he “got it out the mud” by sitting on his ass, answering the phone, and waiting for BDC leads to be hand-delivered like warm cookies.
1. A car salesman who struts around the lot like a hawk on Red Bull, phone glued to his ear, pretending every lead is “his” while being spoon-fed by the BDC like a baby bird that never left the nest.
2. Gains superhuman energy from inhaling his own fart clouds—sometimes even weaponizing them in stealth attacks on unsuspecting customers, leaving them lightheaded enough to sign the paperwork.
3. Claims he “got it out the mud” by sitting on his ass, answering the phone, and waiting for BDC leads to be hand-delivered like warm cookies.
by Sigmajuiceyboy August 8, 2025
Get the Bobemug. by Big Bobby Dean February 2, 2024
Get the Bobedmug. by Bobe July 11, 2019
Get the Bobemug. me : hey, where did my boba go?
john : oh, vincent and stuart took it into the bathroom. they're going to start bobing eachother
john : oh, vincent and stuart took it into the bathroom. they're going to start bobing eachother
by willywillywilly889 June 9, 2024
Get the bobingmug. by urmom12345678910 November 30, 2017
Get the turtle bobingmug.