blue balls

When you get a really long, sick headjob and then she stops before you get to cum.

The female equivalent of forcing us to have a baby. It Fucking hurts.

by Diego September 11, 2003

blue balls

what Papa Smurf always has

Fred Flintstone said to Barney Rubble, "I thought I had it bad, but Papa Smurf always has blue balls.

by Black Wolf December 28, 2005

blue balls

a lame excuse guys use to get girls in the sack
pain felt when a dude is left unfinished

Man my blue balls just wont quit you

by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003

blue balls

What a tease considers as her trophey

what i LOVE to give my boyfriend (dont worry, i eventually relieve him, i just like to claim my trophy first

I'm known as a tease. I like to get a guy so goin then just stop and they get blue balls. SCORE!! another point for Beka

by BeKa February 3, 2005

blue balls

when a guy says his balls are in extreme pain because he cant cum . WHICH THE WORD BLUE BALLS IS A STRAIGHT UP BULLSHIT LIE just to get in girls pants

GUY: keep going, don't stop... just keep sucking ma dick.

GIRL: no im done.

GUY: ah fuck, you're giving me damn blue balls

GIRL: fuck you bitch ima guy too, i neva got blue balls.

by lalala ms blue balls November 25, 2011

blue balls

Also known as vasocongestion.

I came down with a bad case of blue balls when I didn't achieve an orgasm.

by Robby H. July 20, 2005

blue balls

when u get a male horny and don't allow him to bust you just make him so horny by rubbing his balls or dick then leaving him without ejaculating

My boyfriend refused to buy me dinner, so later that night i rubbed him and did a couple up downs and gave him the worst blue balls ever. i turned him on so much he was never harder but i never let him bust.

by bitchychicky January 6, 2008