Ghost Blumpkin

Getting your cock sucked by a ghost or spirit while taking a shit.

Oh my god you scared the shit out of me Ghost Blumpkin!

by BWB-Bookie July 8, 2010

Great White Blumpkin

When someone receives a bumpkin in a snow storm, or simply a blumpkin in the snow where there are no available toilets.

I was ridin the slopes when I had to drop a deuce, so my girl and I turned off the run and I shit over a tree while getting dome thus, the Great White Blumpkin was born!

by Motown from Nevada December 9, 2009

Blumpkin Spice Latte

--noun
1. An act or instance of receiving a blumpkin while in a Starbucks bathroom.

--adjective
1. immediate disgust described upon accidentally tasting a Pumpkin Spice Latte.

"Fall is my favorite season because all the girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants are ready to give Blumpkin Spice Lattes!"

alternate:
"Uh! My order is wrong and I'm going to puke-- this is Blumpkin Spice Latte!"

by RachRiot September 22, 2014

blumperbating

masturbating while taking a shit

Are you kidding dude? Blumperbating's the best!

by Baker146 January 13, 2011

steak blumpkin

to receive fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne

your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (cooked rare of course)

giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional

Tyrone received a steak blumpkin from his baby's momma

by Tyronefromcompton January 11, 2009

Blumpkinator

The action of taking a dump, while eating a Wendys* Baconator and getting your dick sucked. Enjoyed usually on sunny days, either inside a home or porta potty.

Yesterday, while receiving a blumpkin, Tom threw Fred a baconator and the blumpkinator was born.

by Dick Paul June 28, 2011

Blumpkin Hollow

A golf course located in Keney Park, Hartford County, Connecticut. Annual Host to the NGACT Tournament or "The Old Trash Can at Keney Park."

Dude, I just shot 81 at Blumpkin Hollow and I had 3 triple-bogeys while only using my 8 iron and ball retriever. This course sucks...

by amywhinehouseshusband May 5, 2011