blorg

In an online conversation, one may say "blorg" to show he has nothing to say or is annoyed by the subject.

- Lol, do you think I should ask her out? She seemed to look interested, didn't she?
(short silence)
- Blorg

by clarinini July 26, 2009

Blortload

A very large but indeterminate number of objects; more than can comfortably be perceived, yet somewhat less than an infinite number. Semi-officially, a Bloartload is "one more than too f*cking many".

Jake had heard that winter was going to be exceptionally cold, and chopped a Blortload of firewood in preparation.

by VetR April 2, 2008

Bloglisted

Being Blackballed from reading a blog

Tom: Man, I was trying to catch up on Cat's blog and I couldn't get on! What gives?

Jack: Dude, you were bloglisted!!

by flamper February 16, 2010

Blorgantinian

Something that is reminiscent of Pablo Blorgantini or of Blorgantini’s works. Blorgantini was an Italo-Zulu author and poet who often wrote long, outlandish poems on absurdity and irony. He would often put random words in the middle of sentences for no reason and his books would often have no narrative structure or sense. Something that is reminiscent of this style would be Blorgantinian.

Person 1 watches a goofy TikTok that has cartoonish audio, fast-forwarded video, 7 likes, and a confession to murder

Person 1: That was quite Blorgantinian.

by Thomas Pigskin December 14, 2022

Gutzon Borglum

The sound that a fart makes when bubbling up in a bathtub.

I opened the bathroom door, only to hear a Gutzon Borglum.

by FiOS-Dave March 31, 2009

Blarglemonster

A blarglemonster is when you are frustrated and say "blargh" but it becomes so overwhelming it transforms into a monster.

"I have CS 1371 homework due tomorrow, and the CS lab due today and the CS test is next Monday! Blarglemonster!!!!" -innocent student

by spacetraveler April 2, 2011

Borgleanin

The act of leaning a medical document against a patient cranium, such as X-rays, charts, CT scans, EKG's, and progress notes.

I didn't need a table, I was borgleanin.'

by surgical assassin January 3, 2012