Definitions by VetR

Blortload

A very large but indeterminate number of objects; more than can comfortably be perceived, yet somewhat less than an infinite number. Semi-officially, a Bloartload is "one more than too f*cking many".

Jake had heard that winter was going to be exceptionally cold, and chopped a Blortload of firewood in preparation.

Blortload by VetR April 2, 2008

Lipstick Lieutenant 

A mildly derogatory term for a Warrant Officer in the US Marine Corps, derived from the WO's insignia: a Lieutenant's bar with a series of red enamelled blocks denoting the WO's grade.

Jake's a Lipstick Lieutenant now; he just got promoted from Staff Sargeant to Warrant Officer...

Lipstick Lieutenant by VetR September 29, 2006