bloomingfoods

a shitty hippy health food store. sells products like hemp, beans, and other hippy-ish objects of hippy-ism.

Guy1: I just got back from Bloomingfoods. Man, they have some kick ass beans there.

Guy2: Shut the hell up you goddamn hippy!

Guy1: Damn... don't be so hostile man. Can't we all just get along?

Guy2: Im going to go find my shotgun...

by cody12312ass February 1, 2007

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bloomingtoast

When you haven't jerked off in months and when you finally do its like an exploding soda. Your dick is then toast, leading to the definition of Blooming toast.

When I got home from my Catholic mission, I took a shower and clogged my drain with a bloomingtoast

by 420bitchface February 9, 2018

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