Bitchscript

(n.) Handwriting which is so neat it could only have been written by a woman. Use of this term does not mean that the writing was done by a woman, it could have just as easily been done by a very effeminate man.

I got note this morning from a secret admirer written in bitchscript.

Man that is some "nice" bitchscript you've got there!

by JediAndi December 2, 2005

bitchtrionics

Pathetic, melodramatic, temper-tantrum, super-seizure bitch-like behavior unbecoming of a man.

"You and your fuckin' bitchtrionics, like a fuckin' baby girl having a seizure, shut-the-fuck-up, dude! I don't want to hear about Heather any-fucking-more!"

by Zac Evans June 11, 2008

Bitchstick

A large blunt weapon used to beat the ever-loving sh*t outta people.

A bitchstick can be another name for the Gravity Hammer from Halo 3.

by Jesus H. P. Lovecraft Christ July 2, 2008

bitchstress

Similar in nature and function to a regular bitch, however is differentiated because the bitchstress is even MORE of a bitch than the main/regular bitch. However, because the existence of the bitchstress is often shrouded in mystery and is rarely visited upon, the bitchstress cannot be considered the main bitch.

Joe: Dude you look like you got caught in a hurricane! What happened?

Bill: I just got back from seeing my bitchstress...

Joe: Woah you have one of those? I thought they were myth, you're a real glutton for punishment aren't you?

Bill: yeaah...

by Young Thunder October 7, 2008

bitchstripping

When someone trying to hold onto you to hit you grabs yours jacket/outer clothing, and you take it off. It can go on for a while, depending on how many layers the bitchstrippee is wearing.

P1: Damn, look at her bitchstripping him. How many layers is he wearing?
P2: Four and a vest.

by somethingisklaining December 19, 2011

bitchscription

When you give a detailed, bitchy description of something.

Emily: I just saw the saddest man. Bald and short like George Costanza; he was less fat, but not thin. Wearing a hoodie and black running shoes with white socks. BUT the best part about his attire was his pants. Golden khaki in color, but in a softer fabric almost like flannel pajamas. ...and they were 2 inches too short. Hope my bitchscription of him cheers you up!

by LizzieDoob521 February 14, 2012

Bitchstick

1- A stick that is used to hit someone who is being a bitch

2- A phrase used to express joy at owning somebody

3- The stick shoved up someone's ass at birth, causing them to be complete bitches.

1- Calm down or I'll hit you with the bitchstick, Greg!

2- YES! That fool just got hit with the bitchstick!

3- Geez, that chick got one too many hits with the bitchstick as a baby.

by Eddie Cranshaw September 5, 2010