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bitchstick 

like a fishstick, but minus the fish, and plus a really bitchy chick. used to express dislike or frustration with a person for which you are not fond of. generally used to describe a female.
boy: "hey mary told me your pregnant"
girl: "i am not! mary is such a bitchstick"
bitchstick by air_conditioning January 20, 2009

Bitchstick 

A large blunt weapon used to beat the ever-loving sh*t outta people.
A bitchstick can be another name for the Gravity Hammer from Halo 3.

Bitchstick 

1- A stick that is used to hit someone who is being a bitch

2- A phrase used to express joy at owning somebody

3- The stick shoved up someone's ass at birth, causing them to be complete bitches.
1- Calm down or I'll hit you with the bitchstick, Greg!

2- YES! That fool just got hit with the bitchstick!

3- Geez, that chick got one too many hits with the bitchstick as a baby.
Bitchstick by Eddie Cranshaw September 5, 2010

Bitchstick 

Bitchstick is a slang word used for 'tampon'.
Oh shizz, Aunty Flo came early, do you have any bitchsticks on you?
Bitchstick by emc23 August 17, 2010

Bitchstick 

A stick like object used to fight off the bitches that try to steal your irresistible man.

Also used to beat off bitches that just piss you off.
Don't make me get my bitchstick out!
Bitchstick by Mandapanda001333 August 14, 2018

Bitchstick 

1.) A stick from a bitchtree, unique evergreens that grown in The Forest of Bitch. Swole construction workers named Karen come into this forest daily and harvest it's wood to be used by the insatiable hellhounds of capitalism. Deforestation is fun, kids!
2.) A derogatory phrase to be used when "bitch" is simply not enough.
With muscly strength, Karen stripped the bitchtree of it's bark and bitchsticks.
Jojo was being such a bitchstick today!
Bitchstick by anonymous November 6, 2022