Bintokki

A really pretty korean girl with seaweed hair

That girl is totally bintokki

by 2390723067230 January 29, 2020

mole birth

A human baby not fully developed, but is carried to full term. A serious and lethal deformation. It may resemble a mass of cells or tissue, with or without hair and teeth.

The mole birth looks like a cluster of grapes. or
You won't be having a baby brother, unfortunately it's a mole birth.

by Collenchymaclaw October 13, 2008

birnage

Throwing a "birnage". To imply having a fit of anger of epic proportions.

"I went to Phil's house and pissed on his mum's bed, he threw a right old Birnage at me"

by DanJackson June 5, 2003

Birth Control Glasses

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.

I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

Birth Control Photo

On social networking sites, oftentimes individuals – especially college-aged Americans – post a certain type of profile picture that makes them completely unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of impregnating another or becoming impregnated. Usually such photos involve individuals making strange faces, posturing themselves oddly, or exhibiting behaviors that compromise their individual dignity. Unlike compromising photos which are posted by third-parties who may have taken the photo and “tagged” the individual in an awkward situation or pose, the Birth Control Photo (BCP) is a photo that is self-posted by the individual in the picture.

“My brother is always posting Birth Control Photos of himself on facebook in tight jeans making strange faces. He’s never going to get laid.”

by impotate April 16, 2011

birth order

Something that everyone says he/she got least attention, most relational stress, and best personality from. Only child always say that he/she is lonely.

typical stereotyping goes as follows:
first born - bossy but responsible/independant
middle child - ignored but mediator/peace maker
youngest born - spoiled but nice/humorous
only child - jesus

In fact, according to a census done by Julius Caesar in 8th century, the first child suffers the most from lack of attention and the stress from the family. It's also proven that it's the birth order that develops the best personality.

by iateeight October 8, 2013

Birth purse

A slang term used to refer to a woman's vagina.

Jason: Trisha finally let me get some action last night!

Chloe: Oh, did you drop a dime in that birth purse?

Jason: Ya... she's probably pregnant.

by ClashWithYou July 10, 2017