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broche

Portuguese translation of blowjob used in Portugal.
Faz-me um broche. = Blow me.
OR
Ela fez-me um broche. = She gave me a blowjob.
by cumilian January 11, 2009
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Baruch College Campus High School

BCCHS is located smack in the center of office buildings in which rich old white men work and go on vape breaks next to the school's entrance. They also eat with us at fancy lunch places like Prett a manger and Cava. Don't expect to spend less than $10 on lunch here. We spend most of our time in Taza Deli drinking watered down iced hazelnut coffee and eating overpriced salad. The prices are raised every day because the sophmores keep stealing Snapple and juuling in the back. We call ourselves Baruchians to feel special and entitled. Our building is broken and crusty and only has 5 floors but you can go to the dirty 6th floor and hookup with ugly boys in secret. Every week a few students get stuck in the elevator but don't worry because they're all still alive. We basicalaly own Madison Square park. All of our teachers are millennials and use memes in their lessons but most of them can't pass their students for the regents. We like to gossip with them about our social issues and emotional shortcomings. We have 0.2 ap classes and a gym the size of your average living room with complementing mustard lighting. Almost everyone goes to Syracuse or Binghampton but we like to tell people that we have students at ivy leagues because someone went to Harvard 8 years ago. We love our parent coordinator and our security guards and our assistant principal is a skater who listens to Avril Lavigne.

Blue Devil pride!!! BEST SCHOOL EVER ELRO K
Someone: *complains about Baruch College Campus High School*
Baruch Student: *aggressively snaps*
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Baruchian: Hey, what's your grade average for this quarter?
Every other Baruchian: 95.
Baruchian: Bro didn't you fail the regents???
Every other Baruchian: Yeah bro but my teacher told me all of my homework assignments were extraordinary cuz I didn't leave white space when I annotated.
by hasudhwehd July 22, 2019
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baruch plan

After WWII the United States developed a disarmament plan to turn the American stockpile of bombs over to an international agency. President Truman appointed Bernard Baruch who added sanctions against violators and exempt the international agency from the UN veto. The plan preserved the American atomic monopoly for an indefinite future.
The Baruch Plan was influsnced by Army Chief of Staff, Dwight Eisenhower.
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Barophobia

You'd be screwed if you had that.
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brocha

beard, or a mustache, word is usually used by cholo/gangsters
hey fool, you got some firme ass BROCHA there!!
by cholosbbygirl13 September 8, 2009
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brochocinco

a top 10 bro name that falls between brosif stalin and president brobama
tom- "yo brochocinco thow me the bag of chip"
mike- "you got it brobama"
by when life hands you a jeffrey December 3, 2010
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