Chief of Staff

A penis so powerful all on lookers will stop and sit quietly to admire

"if i was married to your wife i think i'd resort to violence"

"why's that"
"She never shuts up, how do you deal with it"
"i show her the chief of staff and she goes to work"

by Mike Hawk is Pig Benis October 5, 2011

Chief of Staff

A gay male in a position of power within a company or organization.

I think you're gonna have to take that bitch straight to the chief of staff sir!

by WTFbrozeph October 24, 2007